Your rider horoscope. By mofo.

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  1. duccmann

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    Reminds me of high school...hey man, what sign are you
     
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    I like the angry, hateful and bitter tone of it. This is opposed to the "normal" horoscopes on the web and in the paper that are always upbeat, sappy and positive. I had a great laugh at it. My wife was trying to read a book and was pissed that I was laughing out loud.
     
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    Let me know if you want the original. It was typed in 2005 and I just keep tweaking accordingly.
     
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    Is the original better?

    Back in the day, I was an art director for a new media agency. We got a huge kick out this this piece called "Truth In Advertising." Like your Horoscope it attempted to tell it like it is with some funny results. It's kind of advertising industry humor but others might enjoy it.

    [video=youtube;jIrOtkhDajI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIrOtkhDajI[/video]
     
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    Jim! Tell us you didn't work for Harley.
     
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    Those are not reflections. What you are seeing are not yet dressed anatomically neutral mannequins.
     
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    No, the operative word here is "new" media agency not ancient media agency that would best describe an association with HD.
     
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    Aqua here. Super paranoid about bike maintenance. Who does that?
     
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    Operative words are always good.
     
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    Tweaker huh. So that would make you Sagittarius:shocked: if you need me, I'll be over here hiding from the FBI and CIA.
    Thanks for the laugh mofo:tongue-new:
    John
     
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    No, the original -while funny- is a bit dull and directed to the masses.
    Loved that video.
     
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    Oh, trust me, her crazy ass was NOT small.
    Dear Lord, I was lucky to have made it out alive really. :distracted:
     
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    Gemini. I own the buysexual thing. Buy me something, I get sexual. Not quick enough, or maybe too intelligent to have ever made it past the Expert or ProAM open class.
     
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    Happy new year to every one at VFRWorld! Hope 2017 finds riding to you heart's content.
    And with that being said, I think it's time to re-post this thread and either, offend or give the newbies something to laugh at.
     
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    Parts of mine still holds true. I am still a thief. I stole something just about every day. Most days I take....a shit, without permission or guilt.

    Happy New Year Mofo
     
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    Damn, that just may explain a few things.
     
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    I never have skipped gaily, fallen drunk a few times


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