You Know You're Getting Old When:

The Mindset List: 2016 List

Im only 25 and some of them make me feel old.

 

When the saying "I can feel it in my bones" actually means, you FEEL it in your bones!

 

You know you're getting old when your liver is harder than your Johnson could ever hope to be.

 

I opened an ebay account today...


Under saved searches for motorcycles theres one that is for any make or model from 1970 to 1984.


I might be getting old. My AARP membership forms arrived today.

 

You know you're getting old when you can remember honest politicians...

 

You know you are getting old when your idea of impressing others is showing off your brand new lawnmower to your neighbors.


Rollin

 

You know you are getting old when you read the grocery flyers in the local rag. And you are getting really old when you immediately spot a sale on prunes.

 

A retiree moment:

 

I don't think ANYBODY has ever been that old... :biggrin:

 

You know your getting old when you start forgetting how old you. Actually are.

 

You know you're getting old when you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

 

You know you are getting old when...........the Viagra's main purpose is to keep you from peeing on your shoes.

 

You know you're getting old when the neighbors can hear the sound from your television better than you can.

You know your getting way to old when your 5 year old comes home from school and tells you his new kindergarten teacher is really old, and upon meeting the teacher for the first time, you discover the teacher is younger than you are.

 

You know you are getting older when............

you can't remember the last time your weren't at least kind of tired.

 

When you look at the centerfold and you can remember the year she was born as the good ole days.

 

Your balls hit the toilet water.

 

You know you're getting old when you CAN'T IMAGINE why any rider would need more than 100 rwhp !!!

 

when the ships were made of wood and the men made of steel.... exact opposite now.

 

when your co-worker has a birthday, and you notice they are only a year or two older than your kid is...

 

Or when you think you farted but find out you sharted instead. oopsy I just did a poopsy.just sayin