You Know You're Getting Old When:

Both of you guys are too old to be posting here without supervision of a 5 year old. Shall I heat up a cup of milk for you two?

 

Go suck on some milk toast

 

We are starting to sound like Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau.

 

I love this forum!

 

I do too. But if Rob keeps talking to me that way, next time I am riding out his way, be damned if I am going to settle with him buying me one of those sucky maid's pee beer. Vodka and prune juice. Double it up.

 

You know you're getting old when you and a retired friend go for a hike, and spend the whole hike discussing what ani-inflammatory and pain pills you will take when you get home.

 

My boss and I were talking and stopped to laugh. We were showing our age by one upping each other with degenerative body part stories. I used to remember the "old folks" doing this when I was a kid and thinking how boring it was.

 

Did you discuss if your latest bowel movement was a gruntie, normal, or kinda like shaking up a bottle of champagne and popping the cork?

 

What a visual...

 

For me it's when I left home................................

 

But if your still hiking your still young. Even if it hurts a little.

 

You know you're getting old when you stick a dark colored gummy bear in your ear to see the hairs when you pluck 'em.

 

That's a great idea!

 

You know you are getting old when instead of complaining about another damn assisted living community being built nearby you instead begin wondering how much they cost and wonder what they look like on the inside.

 

Funny, 4k monthly

 

When your IQ is approaching your height in inches.

 

No my wife and I regale each other with those kinds of stories. You miss the one where it's the shape and size of a wine bottle made of concrete aggregate.

As my old boss used to say "The taper is on the wrong end."

 

When the "Oldies" station that was around when you were young, is still the oldies station but the songs they're playing are from your generations contemporary hits! (True story)

 

I feel he same way when they talk about "classic bikes" from the 80s.

 

Yah, classic music from when we grew up....call it old .....so are they going to call the music from now classic C.RAP?