Yamaha SR500

I would insist that you be afforded the opportunity to, were you so inclined, fuck whom or whatsoever you be fancyin'

 

K1c and badbilly, me thinks it is time for you two to for a ride to chill and let some bugs splatter on your teeth. If you see a rider along side the road stop and assist no matter what brand of bike they have.

I'll give you another motorcycle to chew on.

It started life in 1989 and was registered as a moped top speed 25mph.
I built it up and it runs 60mph. Lifts the front wheel. Handles like well it turns fast. Has stroker 86cc motor, CR80 expansion chamber, carbon fiber frame updates. My wife's small size helmet is there for scale.

 

It's pissing down here in the mountaynes, and will be for the next three days, so no bug catching for me. Bb is out in the Great Northwest, so he's prolly all wet too.

Ahhhhhh! Peripatetic scooterin' is much closer to the real thing than slugging around on a Housebrick Davidson. Pulled my first wheelies, and dragged the centrestand all over town, on a Lambretta GP150 back in the seventies.

And I'd pull over immediately for any chick broken down at the roadside if she were riding that little slip of a thing - especially in jet black leathers and Pink!

 

Not pissing down on any flat rocks here today for a change. I will however get on that attitude adjustment for the righteous right away and from this day foward I will salute every harleydood I meet in East Timor or until there are just too many busted down HDs on the road to contend with.

My first scooter was a Cushman when I was about 10. POS. I got over scooters real quick.

Had an Ironhead 883 too. POS. Never really got over that one as anyone can tell if they subdue the subjective , the preaching and the "do what I do" shit and read things from the objective POV and instead of tongue wagging use the damn thing in a cheek of choice.

Pink leathers and a pink skidlid maybe I'd pull over if the rider didn't have a mullet or plastic tits and iron on tats.

Looks like I may have to dig out the doggerel on MC protocol again.

 

My wife asked me to try scooters last year. I got a Yamaha zuma 50. I messed around with it getting it to 49-50 on the stock bore, too boring, so I turned it over to her. She got a big bore kit for it and it will do 55 overreved. We have two homes and she has the Honda at one and the Yamaha at the other.

I would agree that a 110 pound bike (Honda) with 8 hp is on the low end of performance but when you put it in a bike with a real short wheelbase and skinny small tires and a peaky engine. It takes your full concentration to ride it over 50.

My wife does have pink leathers and I would get maimed if I posted a pic of her with them. She fills them very nicely.