Why are Raincoats yellow?

Somebody actually loves that woman.

 

You don't have to. Just find the biscuit.

 

100 pounds of cottage cheese in a ten pound bag

 

Yes, and if you can get her on or near your bike you win the next round in the vfrworld photo game.

 

Women have it made. No matter how ugly, fat, skinny, smelly, stupid, annoying, or whatever, there's always some guy out there who will f*ck her.

 

Yea...... Hardee's, McDonalds, Burger King, 7-11, Pizza Hut... need I go on? :heh:

 

The Family Guy Quotes...
Glen Quagmire: Don't look at me like that. Fat chicks need love too... but they got to pay.

 

I used to see photos of my dad who I only met twice and he was fat. Now both me and my twin brother look just like him.
I have worked out at a health club for the last 10 years and walk two miles before breakfast. I am still fat.
You get delt a hand of cards when you are born, and at least mine did not include cancer or any other disease.
When I get a doctor that I can see does not like fat people, I immediately ask to see another doctor.

BTW... rain coats are yellow because it is harder to see people when it is raining when you are driving.
Raincoats used to be mostly black. The yellow ones were to keep people safer.
Imagine a black raincoat on a dark stormy night. No cars would see you.