Who Can Find The WORST CraigsList Ad?

From the Magna Apehangers:
"It is missing the speedometor and turn signals. Was like that when i bought it."

It cracks me up when something that is missing or broken is justified because it was like that when you bought it.
It's your bike now, so the missing/broken items are your problem now, and no one is going to look the other way when they offer you $300 for that POS.

 

Not sure if this is the "worst" but there are a few things I'm not sure about. "Tiptonic shifter"?, "Driveshaft trans"?, but what ever they are, it's what probably makes this bike SUPER FAST!

honda vfr 800 interceptor F1 motorcycle crotch rocket

 

Where can I buy some "hydrolic clutch" fluid? I wanna go fast also on my crotch rocket ~ :crazy:

 

Probably a trade in at the Hemet HD dealership.

 

Is this the edification of the "immaculate conception?" . . .

Motoguzzi

Well, is it?

 

Aboot as much as Madonna being like a virgin..

 

Lmao that thing is missing half the seat... I feel bad for that Gen5.

 

Not the worst CL ad but kinda funny. "everything on this bike is customized". I think he used the upside of the asphalt with a pinch of rear Hyundai bumper as his customizing tools. If only his friend didn't accidentally knock it over, it would look so good!



bad ass 600gxsr

 

"There are a few dings and scratches..." yeah, on the parts that broke off.

 

bad is right....those were almost fast enough bikes to beat a fiesta running on 3 cylinders. They weighed about 5 pounds (2Kg) more than the 750....but I do like the colors...if it wasn't all scratched and bet to hell.

 

79 HONDA CBX

Eligible for the outrageous price.

 

2005 Ninja R500 w/6500 miCheck out his "frame slider"

 

This one speaks for itself, just the title alone is priceless.....

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/mcy/3344880900.html

 

HAHAHA Caguasaxi Ninyaaaaaa!!!!

 

I'm actually embarrassed to see that this one is near me in New Jersey. I should contact him to see if I can get one of those $3,000 paint jobs too!

***Honda VFR 750F***

 

If the paintwork on that particular bike offends, this is one thing. 3K for a paintjob is not at all out of the question. Some paints cost nearly that much. This includes nail polish if one is so inclined.

Gotta look up those IR LEDs sometime

 

Those are probably useful for warming up the dogs from Hot Dog Johnny's on cold mornings.

 

DOn't ya know that flames make it go faster?

 

The racecar that paintjob came from sold for half a mil. This included about 100 stickers.. The pic was kinda small, maybe even Johnny's hot dog was on it Norkleboy can probably find it.

 

Pretty crazy price hes asking here!!! Custom Motorized Bike

Knee Activated Nitrous kit!!!