what would you do if you won the lotto?

I'd take a dump on my bosses desk.

 

Have one hellava ending to my life!:rockon: and help people along the way.



I've heard that you have to play in order to win. Is that right?

 

I often say I would collect this, that, or the other thing. I have many varied interests.

 

Take care of the family and any debt owed. Then I'd move out of the ghetto. I'd still live in a very modest house. I have no need to live in the places where folks care more about their money than anything.

Charity work for sure. Lots of toys. Sound investments. Buy motorcycles. Hrmm lots of other stuff. It easy to say "what if" until it actually happens. Then folks find all intentions usually go out the window.

 

what, i thought that was pretty responsible of me, put half in savings and help the less fortunate with the other half. but, yeah dude start buying tickets and ill meet you at the titty establishment.

 

Family first - wife, kids. Then parents, brother, sister and in-laws.

Take care of the guys that work for me in my office; make it a bit easier for them.

Couple of bikes, whatever I felt like buying at the moment.

Couple of boats. Definitely one in Cabo San Lucas.

Way to bring this up right around Christmas. I say Booo to you, sir! :wink:

 

As much as I would like to become altruistic if I won the big one, I don't think thats gonna happen. I would probably buy a titty bar and maybe discount some tix for VFRworld members.

For the leg and ass men or those of other persuasions, Sorry dudes, you are SOL.

I'd write more but I am on a quest to see if the story about Kim Kardashian being knocked up by Chaz Bono is true or just another of those Hollywood rumors.

 

Could I suggest a combo titty bar/gun store????????? You could call it "Hot loads".

 

what if the wife doesn't want new one? Just buy a new wife with the proper size. you'll be divorced any way, 8 million reasons not to stay together... I have drinks every so often whith a guy that won the lottery, 14.5 million, he and his wife took the lump sum , he got just about half, anyway, they bought a 1.4 million dollar home (here is Santa Barbara) a few cars, she bought new boobs and all kinds of plastic, they blew the rest roughly 5 million bucks... they separated and the divorce attorneys fought each other till the cash dried up. now hw is back doing his same kind of work.....so my suggestion is that if you win the lotto, tell your wife she looks beautiful the way she iss forget about getting her a boob job, and enjoy life like you didn't have any money...

 

glass cutters

 

Well. I would like to say drink more beer. Lots more. And lots of good scotch too. $600.00 a bottle stuff. Then I would travel the world. Eat all that decadent and exotic foods from all over. Live the life. Live it up. Wait....I am a diabetic. All that shit would kill me before I could finish spending the money.

$8M? Probably take about $300K and live it up for a year or so. Tie up the rest in short term investments that I could now cash in for a year. You know. Time to think things through. The would probably diversify and buy or buy into several businesses to stay afloat.

What Crusty mentioned above I understand is not out of the norm. I am lead to believe that most big time winners are broke again within a couple years.

 

just spit coffee up all over the screen.

 

...I'd do two chicks at the same time!

Or you just don't tell the wife. Funnel the money into a Cayman Islands bank account. Then cheat on the wife, give her everything she knows about in the divorce, disregard her curious comments as to why you're being such a gentlemen about all of this, and bam, you're off to the races.

 

Your welcome.

 

thats sick...you need therapy.....I think I would use the money to get a therapist for tink.. what the hell ...having money watch you while you had sex...thats sick sick sick

 

I have to agree with Pope Crusty on this one. It would be sick to just stop at two with that many bucks in your jeans.

 

Dear Randy,

Recently I came into a substantial amount of money by winning $8M in a lottery. I have always had my small circle of friends. Now it seems that circle has grown. How to I go about telling them all to fuck off without hurting their feelings? And is it normal to want kick you fat old and ungly wife out the door and start having passionate sex with 25 year old blonds who are basically dumber than Toy Poodle turds on the lawn in the hot sun?