What gets your goat?

ASSWIPES that kick a guy when hes down. Lets have alittle class around here

 

for that it's deja moo..I've heard this BS somewhere before...

 

I believe the BS comes out of one end and the other is the moo end.

 

Friggin Awsome…..More cops need to do this…

http://youtu.be/LZhdvl_P1Zc

 

Haven't quite done that but have ticketed peeps for driving so slow as to obstruct traffic a couple times. Fucking asshole drivers who think it is their God given right to drive in any lane they want just because they are doing the speed limit or have a passenger. Call me an asshole, I don't care.

 

Gotta go with Randy here.. In the California Vehicle Code, that is called "Impeding the normal flow of traffic". Leftmost lanes are generally for the faster traffic. HOV lanes on freeways differ, some places allow bikes in HOV lanes at any time. Also in CA if ya do that shit and the CHP sees you, you get stopped and cited. I don't give a shit if it's three in the morning and traffic is minimal. How do I know this?

For those who can't figure out how I know this they were probably in the car with the brilliant narrators on the vid, repeating "Awsome" every third word.

 

lol, that is hilarious. Seriously though, this video needs to be included in all training material for OR cops.

 

People that use engine starting spray. If the engine is that hard to start (gas or diesel) there is something wrong with it. Fix it! If you are above the Arctic circle and if you were stupid enough to shut down your D9 Cat, it's OK to give the engine a whiff as you crank it over. That's it! I have a neighbor that uses the stuff by the case. His truck is shot and he almost blew up the engine cases on his riding mower because of that crap.

As a former Great Dane owner hearing "is that a dog or a horse?" Do you think your being clever? Do you think we haven't heard that before? Do you think we will laugh? Trust me we won't.

Harley riders, after asking "what kind of bike is that" and being told "it's a Norton" asking "Is that made by Harley Davidson?" Duh Fuckweed! (thanks Randy I like Fuckweed. Do you have it copyrighted? If so I apologize.)

People that lose the titles to their bikes and then post "its easy to get a bonded title." It's not and you are a lazy turd for losing such an important document and double lazy for not getting a replacement before trying to sell the bike.

That's a good start.

 

"let's see a burnout!"

uhh, just payed 140 bucks for this tire that's only gonna last me 3,000 miles or so..... no

 

Is the guy who uses all the "starting spray" the same one that blew the engine in his little sportscar? Could be he is huffing the stuff too.

Can I get some of that Fuckweed by mail from Colorado?

 

No, different people in different times.

Starting spray story. Back when Jerry and I were road racing I would have the van packed and ready to go after the last race. Jerry would roll the bike up on the trailer. I would lash it down and we would be out the gate and on the road before the traffic got congested. This particular afternoon we did just that. I tied the bike down while Jerry shucked his leathers and threw them in the back of the van. We had driven maybe 100 feet and I smelled it, Ether. I shouted to Jerry to get out, I killed the engine and bailed out. He thought I was nuts until he smelled it too. He bailed. I gingerly opened the back door of the van and removed the leathers from the top of a milk crate that was full of oil, chain lube, WD40 and a can of starting spray with no cap. The leathers had been pushing down of the spray nozzle and filling the van with explosive gas. We were lucky the whole thing didn't go boom. I hate that stuff.

 

OH! Nevermind.

 

Women and their effed up questions/statements....

My wife and I are with some friends at Twin Peaks. (is a restaurant with appropriate dressed women) Our waitress who is ever so hot takes our order and walks away. My wife and my friends wife say, "I want to have her body." So my friend and I sat quietly and didn't say anything. Then the bomb drops, they ask "so what do you think?" So here are some of the answers that go running through my head. Why yes dear I'd like to have her body too otstir: :boobies2:; yes dear she does have a nice body, (now Im implying that my wife is fat which she isn't). Of course my buddy says to his wife "wow, that would be nice." and he gets a punch in the arm. Me, the ever so sly guy..."I think Ill have the sliders." (My wife is a good sport and she wouldn't care what my answer would be). But why do women ask the questions that they wont like the answers to.... and the great mystery of women continues...

 

Fifty pesos says that every dude here will say the same thing about his (or her wife since we are PC here) wife. All but the dude who really thinks I am gonna send anybody 50 pesos.

 

You know, us guys are always accused of having two heads and thinking with our little one, I feel/believe/think that wimmins have something down there that they think with too, its just very covert and its done in stealth mode.

The German word for "pussy" is hysterical and I will not divulge it here, but Mooshie thinks for herself. Oh, Damn, I blew it...

Good story about the Twin Peaks eatery...I dont need no durty money either :thumbsup:

 

OK, but you asked for it.

 

I feel as loved as I did when I had my Golden Retriever years ago. I had him put down.

 

Isn't it ironic nowadays with Windows 8, tablets, phones and such we are encouraged to touch the screen :witless:

 

I sure wouldn't want to touch your screen after one of those harleydood things you like. Ewwww! The irony would be not catching something.

 

Harley owners making fun of a "Jap" bike when they don't even realize that near %50 of their bike is made in Japan, Korea and China.

!000cc track riders that can't keep decent corner speed and park it in the corners and then just gas it down to the next corner and park it again.