Total Control Advanced Riding Clinic

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  1. vfourbear

    vfourbear New Member

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    Thank you for exposing the ugly truth about Total Control Advanced Riding Clinic Betarace. I knew there was something up with that. You dont avertise yourself using the words Total Control unless you hate freedom.
     
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    Once again, I find disappointment. Once again, I find no satisfaction. Once again, I find that Mr. Bubba Zanetti's in violation of the Geneva Conventions. I would like to start by discussing Mr. Zanetti's bunco games, mainly because they scare me. The thing I'm the most frightened about is that Mr. Zanetti confuses demagoguery with leadership and undocumented conspiracism with serious research. If you don't believe me, see for yourself.

    Mr. Zanetti may have modernized the appeal and packaging of his proposals, but rummy proposals are rummy proposals regardless of how they're presented. Similarly, he once had the audacity to tell me that children should get into cars with strangers who wave lots of yummy candy at them. My riposte was that his cold, analytical approach to McCarthyism doesn't take into account the human element. In particular, those who have been hurt by McCarthyism know that Mr. Zanetti is a pretty good liar most of the time. However, he tells so many lies, he's bound to trip himself up someday.

    Maybe Mr. Zanetti just can't handle harsh reality. His lapdogs' thinking is fenced in by many constraints. Their minds are not free because they dare not be. I have observed that those who disagree with me on the next point tend to be unsophisticated and those who recognize the validity of the point to be more educated. The point is that in Mr. Zanetti's quest to skewer me over a pit barbecue he has left no destructive scheme unutilized.

    If we don't draw an accurate portrait of Mr. Zanetti's ideological alignment then Mr. Zanetti will turn a deaf ear to need and suffering. This message has been brought to you by the Department of Blinding Obviousness. What might not be so obvious, however, is that Mr. Zanetti's idea of slatternly denominationalism is no political belief. It is a fierce and burning gospel of hatred and intolerance, of murder and destruction, and the unloosing of an immature blood-lust. It is, in every sense, a peremptory and pagan religion that incites its worshippers to an unrestrained frenzy and then prompts them to welsh on all types of agreements. Astute observers have known for years that I recently informed him that his serfs glorify the things that everyone else execrates. Mr. Zanetti said he'd "look further into the matter." Well, not too much further. After all, you should check out some of the things he's saying about exclusivism. The litany of inaccuracies, half-truths, made-up "facts", and downright falsehoods will shock you. And I won't even bother mentioning that mass anxiety is the equivalent of steroids for Mr. Zanetti. If we feel helpless, Mr. Zanetti is energized and ramps up his efforts to get as many people as possible to line up behind the geek-tent barkers at the latest and greatest carnival of revanchism.

    Mr. Zanetti generally tries to keep his distance from the imprudent carpetbaggers who reduce our modern, civilized, industrialized society to a state of mindless, primitive barbarism. However, he sees nothing wrong with causing riots in the streets. Ah the sweet, sweet smell of hypocrisy. Incidentally, his roorbacks are eerily similar to those promoted by madmen such as Pol Pot. What's scary, though, is that their extollment of careerism has been ratcheted up a few notches from anything Pol Pot ever conjured up.

    In particular, when a mistake is made, the smart thing to do is to admit it and reverse course. That takes real courage. The way that Mr. Zanetti stubbornly refuses to own up to his mistakes serves only to convince me that his deeds are becoming increasingly moonstruck. They have already begun to make mountains out of molehills. Now fast-forward a few years to a time in which they have enabled Mr. Zanetti to poke and pry into every facet of our lives. If you don't want such a time to come then help me halt the adulation heaped upon hostile mob bosses. Help me insist on a policy of zero tolerance toward imperialism.

    Mind you, given the amount of misinformation that Mr. Zanetti is circulating, I must indubitably point out that if we don't expose his malversation, then he will soon become unstoppable. No borders will be able to detain him. No united global opinion will be able to isolate him. No international police or juridical institutions will be able to interdict him. While others have also published information about self-righteous gadflies, each rung on the ladder of commercialism is a crisis of some kind. Each crisis supplies an excuse for Mr. Zanetti to stifle dissent. That is the standard process by which obtrusive bloodthirsty-types (especially the shambolic type) make people weak and dependent. His flunkies all have serious personal problems. In fact, the way Mr. Zanetti keeps them loyal to him is by encouraging and exacerbating these problems rather than by helping to overcome them.

    In a similar vein, Mr. Zanetti insists that war is peace, freedom is slavery, and ignorance is strength. How can he be so blind? Very easily. Basically, it's Mr. Zanetti's belief that my letters demonstrate a desire to transform our whole society to suit his own prissy interests. I can't understand how anyone could go from anything I ever wrote to such an inane idea. In fact, my letters generally make the diametrically opposite claim, that if Mr. Zanetti gets his way, I might very well walk around with a mountain of pain and suffering welled up inside me.
    Leaving aside the behavior of other unregenerate anarchists, Mr. Zanetti wants to produce an army of mindless insects who will obey his every command. To produce such an army, he plans to destroy people's minds using either drugs or an advanced form of lobotomy. Whichever approach he takes, whenever anyone states the obvious—that Mr. Zanetti is changing beyond belief our country's entire national spirit, its philosophy, values, and standards and thereby stirring up trouble—discussion naturally progresses towards the question, "How much longer can we tolerate his depraved pranks before the whole country collectively throws up?" I'm sure you already know the answer so I won't bother repeating it. I'd like to emphasize, however, that Mr. Zanetti is like a magician who produces a dove in one hand while the other hand is busy trying to make our lives miserable.

    Despite some perceptions to the contrary, Mr. Zanetti has been trying to conceal his plans to judge people based solely on hearsay. Fortunately, the truth about his virulent objectives is spreading like a jungle fire. Soon, everyone will know that Mr. Zanetti's analects have caused widespread social alienation and from this alienation a thousand social pathologies have sprung. He has—not once, but several times—been able to let down ladders that the maledicent, balmy, and biggety scramble to climb without anyone stopping him. How long can that go on? As long as his contumelious catch-phrases are kept on life support. That's why we have to pull the plug on them and even the score. Many the things I've talked about in this letter are obvious. We all know they're true. But still it's necessary for us to say them because Mr. Bubba Zanetti's false-flag operations are founded on bald-faced lies.
     
  3. Bubba Zanetti

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    ^^^^

    Gonzo journalism at its best folks:biggrin:

    BZ
     
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    Bedtime for Gonzo
     
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    Hello 3dogs.
    I looked at the photo of the VFR and I love to get the same windscreen on my VFR.
    DO you who made that?
    Gino
     
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    No shit brother.

    BZ
     
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    Back a few when CW mag published an article by HST, the letters to the editor in the following months edition were almost as good as the article. (sort of almost) Some of the troops were mightily upset with the usurper.

    In another not even related CW thing,dude restores a Harley. Knucklehead? ( I am not calling anyone a knucklehead for those who get upset easily) Rides said bike several hundred miles to Daytona for Harleyweek errr Speedweek. Pulls into "The world's largest Harley dealership" and they don't know how to change his oil.

    Just a little play on words on "Bedtime For Bonzo". A film depicting a Republican ex-president attempting to bed a chimpanzee.
     
  8. Bubba Zanetti

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    ^^^^

    I always preferred The Ramones "Bonzo Goes to Bitburg".

    BZ
     
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    I like how this thread went from training you to ride better, to flame war, to nonsense, to HST behaving like a crazed squid and scaring himself shitless. A perfect microcosm of VFRW in general..........
     
  11. Bubba Zanetti

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    Getting respectable in here again.

    BZ
     
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    How does Lee Parks compare to Keith Kode's school? Has anyone done both to compare?
     
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    My Wife took the Keith Code CSS level 1. The ONLY bad thing I can say about Keith Code's outfit is you will start at Level 1 no matter how advanced you may or may not be. I am much more advanced than the average rider. For me to get to the level that I currently ride at will cost me about $1600. I'm still debating whether I want to spend that money or not. Other than that, I can't think of a better run organization.

    KC-10 FE out...
    :plane: :usa2:
     
  14. Bubba Zanetti

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    Hey Pork!

    God willing, in a few weeks I will be able to answer your question.

    BZ
     
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    I signed up for the June 26th class in Gilbert, Az
     
  16. Bubba Zanetti

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    Sorry for the late response.

    Lee Parks totally focuses on "body postion" , throttle control and basic suspension setup.

    CSS Level One does not discuss body position at all, but rather it's focus is the seven mistakes people make in cornering.

    Having done both, I can say they are both worth attending. I'd do Lee Parks first then do Code if you have never learned to hang off.

    One thing I like about Lee Park's school is you can find any decent sized parking lot and practice hanging off.

    CSS reminded me of a really super involved MSF class. Simple in premise, but very in depth when doing the on track drills.

    BZ
     
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