Top ten questions Gopher has yet to ask....

look down on your chest...see that little red dot?

 

I knew you had a sense of humor! Peace brother! I'm off to buy a bulletproof vest.

 

You would rather see Depends on the woman than a naked woman?:crazy:

 

Shame, before being run out of Dodge city elf800 / Deepdish were entertaining if a little over the top when dispensing their brand of Chaos.

 

Norcalboy and Knife are back together again. They may even throw in and get one of those Gofer Camptrailers and ride into the sunset.

:grouphug:

 

Hey, don't mock the bike trailer. It sleeps two and f*cks four!

 

If I ride another bike will mine be jealous?

If a bike falls over while parked on the street and there's no one there to hear it, is my insurance company still gonna cover the damage and repairs?

Why is everyone picking on me? :tongue:

 

good one man

 

Quick! If you had three dicks and they were all on fire, what would you do?

BZ

 

The most serious answer I can give.

I would either spray them with water, or stop drop and roll. then i would rush to a hospital.

tho with some insurance companies you would first have to file paperwork with the insruance company in order to have an ambulance sent.

 

If I had three dicks, I would be on Letterman for a whole year, Oprah forever and Ellen DeGeneris never.

Getting to the solution of this dilemma, I would do the same as the guy whose butcher shop caught fire. He grabbed his meat and beat it.

 

So do you guys wipe back to front or front to back?

 

I guess now GoForARide (gopher) would now ask:

WHAT DID I DO TO GET BANNED?

:crazy:

 

-How many teeth can I go down on the rear sprocket and what does this do?

-Does boiling water help make sprockets stronger?

-Who invented the VFR?

-What does VFR stand for?

-Does my wife love me or my bike more?

-Am I borderline retarded?

-Why did my mom drop me on my head when I was a baby?

 

this thread started out quite funny at go4's expense, then got into a flaming match.

:flame:

 

Take a p!ss, of course!

 

I think it is time to lock this up? As said, no matter what any of us may think of him, he is not here to defend himself and that is plain wrong.

Mods?

 

Easy for you to say. Seeing as how you have only been here a month or so there is a lot you may have missed. The mods banned him several times before and came back spamming the site over and over. Anybody that creates this much mischief better be able to take back what he dishes out! If you can't stand the heat stay out of the kitchen, don't whine and complain about it.