Tiger Tiger

After extensive research in which I placed parts of my body at great peril. I have determined that the VFR is capable of being ridden by one with a broken finger. Particularly a broken right ring finger.

 

Is that why the new avatar......your eyes bugged like that when you broke your finger
Must be interesting using the throttle and brake.

 

I have read that broken fingers make it very difficult to pick up a dropped object, like a motorcycle after trying to squeeze between two poles on soft dirt. This also prevents the sufferer from using hand signals to convey directional changes and approval of "cagers" extreme prowess behind the wheel of a motor vehicle. :flip:

 

It is the ring finger on the right hand. Still have the first and second fingers to brake with.
If you are gonna brake a finger, the right ring finger is a good one.

 

Forgive the intrusion... I have no idea where to start, or end for that matter. But I'm laughing hysterically. I'm just posting on here so I get notifications when more intelligence is distributed.

 

Chicky, your input is greatly appreciated. If you have anything to add, feel free.
The current issue at hand is the hand, I'd have to hand it to ya...

 

yeah, don't be a squiddy and bounce off the rev limiter in neutral.........
unless you're running Slick 50.

 

Further speculating on Super's crash...........perhaps a low level flyby by black helicopters? Or taken down by a round from the grassy knoll?

Black ice gets a bum rap every time.

 

Everytime I listen to the band Killswitch Engage while riding, my bike shuts off.
Any ideas?

 

That weird, whenever I listen to Bjork when i'm riding, I feel like killing myself

 

Say, that raises an interesting question...Who listens to music when they ride?

 

I prefer Tibetan throat singing, and usually mix in some Lyndon LaRouche spoken word. Makes you wanna go fast.

 

Books on tape: anything by L Ron Hubbard=wanna drive into a bridge abutment

 

I make recordings of my bike going through the gears at 10k and then play them back while riding.......really loud.......its kinda confusing

 

That is freaking awesome. Can you send that to me in mp3 format?

 

I object to this thread. This is VFR world and discussion should remain on the merits of the discussion. Although the general tone is sliding backwards its possible it could fall ,at a moments notice, into a an avalance of mock oddness and this is not a game to be played at the margins. Or even in the middle. As such I politely request that if people wish to add to this thread, they keep in mind that they do so before they've made a point of doing so.

 

I have raised this point previously. Some people made an attempt at keeping it bike related, but some bozos just have to take it straight to the gutter. It has gotten to the point that I am really having trouble following this thread at all.
Could we PLEASE get back to the bikes?!

 

Yes

When you say back you are of course referring to previous points in the thread where the thread would "unravel" and stray off into tangetial subjects like .......breakfast and how important a meal that really is, I mean c'mon people we just cant be losing our train of thought and........uh, umm, so .. yeah....but I never ......ahhh ...remap your Power Commander to ..ahhh
phew...damn

 

If you only knew anything about anything you would have already upgraded to 40wt ball bearings and 2 gallons of havoline....no wait make that prestone.....