Tiger Tiger

to locate said lost bike I would suggest that you comb the womens' underwear section at the nearest Walmart. due to the ever increasing amount of blue light specials they have your bike dsecided that it needed a wardrobe change

 

Drewl: Your reference to Irish yoga is particularly disturbing, especially in how it relates to Indian yoga, which many view as the absolute pinnacle of yogaism or sometimes referred to as yogurt which I happen to think is unequaled as a source of protein and acid-producing bacteria however when you compare the fermentation process of yogurt lactose to that of butter lactose, I come to the theoretic conclusion that the caloric intake is nearly identical and therefore the 2 products can be freely substituted one for the other. As I've clearly just proven, Indian yoga & Irish yoga are absolutely the same thing, except not quite.

 

...so I chromed the whole damn thing!

 

re: your mods

While perusing your power point, I have to point out that you've erred slightly. Those are Cusinart uppers, not Krupp as you stated....but I digress.


I have recently installed the English-to-French-to Spanish Matrix Translator and am findin a HUGE decrease in misunderstandings per mile.

I've also replaced the shifter lever pad with a tiny buffing wheel that keeps the left toe of my boot looking good....do you have a good source for brake lever enhancements? And none of that herbal stuff thanks


Please pm me repeatedly with non sequiturs

 

Krupp and Cuisinart have the same Indo-Chine supplier. You just need the part number conversion chart.

I am currently typing this entirely left handed after smashing my right hand between a boulder and a tractor today.(true story)

 

I painted it red, and used the opportunity to put plates in between the spokes to fill up all that empty space, which it just so happens, allowed me to paint spirals on my wheels for that "hypnotic effect"when I'm rollin down the road. Sweeeet!

 

Maybe that is what caused super to crash this morning.

 

Here a little fact to keep in mind when changing a toilet........

The "average flushes per day" (afpd) divided by the "flush performance factor" (fpf) should be in the 2 to 2.5 range.


To recap....afpd/fpr= 2-2.5

You can go outside this range, and certain extremely high performance toilets will produce differing numbers, but at the end of the day, it's really all about a bowl's material clearing ability

 

Exactly. If it takes more than one flush to remove materials from one sitting, you are losing miles per gallon.

 

Speculating on super's crash .........I can not help but wonder if perhaps a Sasquatch or some other urban myth was involved. It is not unheard of in Michigan.

Black ice? how many times has it been unfairly blamed? Enough I say

 

We must end this racial ice profiling.

 

I submit that it wasn't black ice but Slick 50. You see the government is experimenting with applying a light coating of Slick 50 to the road surfaces in hopes of significantly increasing fuel mileage thru less tire to pavement friction. It would appear the cart was put before the horse once again. :bs:

 

Super should submit the data he collected this am. I feel it could greatly benefit that study. Therefore it would benefit us all.

 

I knew it , that's what all those black helicopters were doing!:spy:

 

Don't even get me started on the black helicopters!!!!!

 

The black helicopters are actually Martians. They have light bending technology that makes their "ufo's" look like helicopters. Their leader is named drewl, which in the English langauge means fleshy headed mutant. Urban legend says he will arrive among us on a yellow VFR.

 

YouTube - Black Helicopters Don't Exist - LoneLantern.org
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwPpSkUVQNE&feature=related

 

He says it in the interview. It must be true.

 

"Black Helicopters"

 

Carrying Chickens of Mass Destruction, no doubt.