Tiger Tiger

I wondered where all the snow came from

 

I'm curious. Regarding your avatar, how many bags of flour do you go through each week with your two girlfriends? :biggrin:

 

They shot him in the head.

 

dem r knot hiz gurlfrens, dem r hees seesters.

 

The real question is, how much is it gonna cost to replace the tailgate and rebuild the rear suspension of that poor chevy after that photo shoot?!?!?!?!?!?!?

 

Its, okay, they just used a tractor to get the wheels unstuck, since they were a few inches into the ground.

 

the really scarey part is that hthere is a compant=y that MAKES BIKINIS for folks that huge....

 

talk about haulin a$$...

 

Have you guys checked out December on the 2009 VFRW calendar?

She's HAWT!

 

some of us need links cause we aint smart enuff to find stuff. LINK DREWL LINK!

 

everyone knows that the "she " he is refering to in the dec09 calendar is his beloved yellow baby............

 

Stop!
Hammer time!

 

4300 posts

I am such a Hooer.

Sometimes I think I should feel cheap and slutty. But I don't.

 

Cheap and slutty isn't necessarliy a bad thing! :biggrin:

 

I know. Right?


I prefer to think of myself as "giving."

 

What ever makes you feel pretty Drewl.......

 

I figured this would spice this thread back up a little bit. nothing like little Johny......

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

 

i don't give a shiite who ya are, that's funny right there!

 

Since about 17-20 of my precious posts were removed from my post count, I thought this would...