Tiger Tiger

the original, the standard by which all others are judged. imitation is the sincerest form of flattery

 

I apologize, I have been otherwise detained.

 

Those police still on you about riding too fast with a gorilla mask on?

 

not so much that as the bare behind...

 

I"ve never owned a goat

I owned lots of things, but not a goat.

Wonder what that would be like? I can sort of imagine, but really, you dont truly know unless you actually do something.

Yeah, hmmm, that's kind of weird, I mean not having owned a goat, or maybe not.

Probably lots of people dont own goats and never have, and never will,

Guess they just arent "goat people:"

So to speak.

However, not long ago I ate a tomatoe.

So there's that.

 

and strategically placed donkey tail!

 

Sooo, now that has me thinking........

Here are some other things I havent owned;

... one of those really huge pots, you know like the kind cannibals cook people in the movies....

....a charcoal drawing of an ostrich, dont have one of those......

....an exceptionally large ball of wire......

....a trailerable searchlight........

....a hoodie with Lady Gaga printed on it front and back....

I obviously have some work to do

 

I have never owned.. a yamaha...or a peacock feather... an eight pound bowling ball .... nor have I ever owned a bridge that resides in brooklyn....

 

Come to think of it, I have never owned a goat myself. I've eaten quite a few of them, but I've never owned one. What does that say about me?
It makes me wonder how many other things I've never owned? I've never owned a Hardly Drivenson. Never owned a Lamborghini! Dang, I'm getting all depressed now. I do own my VFR. Perhaps I should go ride it now...:tongue:

 

I've owned a few goats... some sheep a couple of hundred chickens and a few ducks.....man that freezer was full

 

chupacabra

 

So doesnt that make you wonder what it would be like? Owning a goat that is

Probably not.

There's probably lots of things you arent interested in wondering what they would be like to own.

I know that's true for me.

For example, I've never wondered what it would be like to own a trailer hitch on my motorcycle, for one thing,...... another would be a ball gag, never wondered what it would be like to own a ball gag. Maybe later if I have some spare time I can give it some thought, but right now, nope, not wondering.......just saying .

Could be that all that comtemplating not owning a goat is just too time consuming.

I've considered Googling the phrases "owning a goat" and ''ballgag" , you know just to do a little internet research,but I'm afraid I'd wind up with something akin to "2 girls 1 cup" and I dont need that .........anybody that may want to try, let me know how it works out.

Guess thats part of why I enjoy riding a motorcycle, takes my mind off things.

 

I once had a goat's leg grafted to my own as it was severed in a horriable accident......

 

I have had a cow, chickens, rabbits, frogs, cats, dogs, fish, but never a goat.
Sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell.

 

You've got it right there my friend. I have wondered what it would be like to own a goat, though I haven't done the reasearch either. I've also wondered what it would be like to own a wildebeest. Then there's the duckbill platypus. How fun would that be? It just goes on and on and is, in fact, very time-consuming. Now I really NEED to ride my motorcycle. All this wondering is too much. My brain's too small!!!!

 

The tiger is having turkey.

 

nom nom nom nom

 

gobble gobble

 

the tiger is now in a turkey coma.

 

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