Tiger Tiger

I sit down to write stuff from time to time. I think I'll be witty, or profound. Sometimes I am. Other times I end up talking about fartcakes. I can usually throw stuff together when I have to. People liked to be in a group with me because they could sit and chew the fat for the allotted amount of time and then have me report for them. As long as I had even the slightest bit of truth for the topic at hand I could spew some verbal fertilizer and make it look like we had put some thought into it.
One time I wrote a paper on Florence Nightengale(I am a nurse you know) and it was so full of BS I could barely stand to be in the car with it on the way to class. What made it bearable was that it was so full of magic that it shown bright when you opened it. I actually quoted The Lady with the Lamp as saying "Wash your damn hands." I got an A.
My instructors would be so frustrated with me. One of them asked if there was anything she could do to get me to open a book for once. I graduated in the top quarter in my class.
One day during Nutrition Class I fell asleep. At 3 pm I woke up gathered my things and began to leave. My instructor asked where I was going. "Home" says I. She reminds me class goes to 4. So I set my things back down and resume my nap. At the end of the semester the instructor calls me to her office. "Where are all of your assignments, Mr Laine?" I ask if I need them to get a good grade, "What grade do I have without them?" A C, she tells me. "SUPER, I'll take a C then, good day."
We had to pick a class slogan for some reason, I chose the song Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash. They did not care for that for some reason. I threatened to use it during the graduation ceremony all year long. Since I was the class president I was given time for a speech. I said in the speech that I had a few words that summed up the year. "I fell into a burning ring..." The entire teaching staff nearly fell out of their seats.
I had one lab instructor threaten to throw me out of a lab because I was teaching ti better than her.
I say these things not to brag(well sort of), but to stress a point.

CHICKENS OF MASS DESTRUCTION

 

the force that removes petals from flower stems is proportional to the root vector of course, until it enters into the "loop factor" then all your data is worthless, but without a net centripetal force an object cannot unravel in circular motion is that what you are trying to say Drewl?

 

ummmm...gimme a mintue.

 

Observe my avatar

Your feet are providing the centipetal force keeping you upright, in additon to your core abdominal muscles.

The external force causing your head to circle like this is called "you are boring the living shit out of me and I'm close to passing out" and is produced when your workmates (or others) start talking about their Harleys, golf, NASCAR, NCAA basketball, their lawns, politics, or celebrities.

Any combination of the above subjects can cause this, and it can sneak up on you.

Short conversational bursts can be tolerated, but prolonged exposure is sure to bring on dizziness. Move away quickly or change the subject to something more interesting.

Topics such as VFRs, sportbikes in general, Moto GP, women's butts, engines, etc, are known to effect an immediate cure, in addition, you can talk about them all day with no ill effects.

Hope this clears that up.

 

"Harleys, golf, NASCAR, NCAA basketball, their lawns, politics, or celebrities."

These subjects are strictly prohibited in this thread due to adverse health effects. Please refrain from discussing these things here at all times. There are plenty of other threads available for this sort of thing. Hell, there are whole other internet forums for this.

This is not that forum or that thread.

 

A song for you

Sportbikes

Machine guns

And sweet women's asses



Bourbon

And beer farts

And full throttle passes



Sprockets and tank bags

And new front end springs

These are a few of my favorite things......



Teeeheehee

 

Ha Ha Ha, you said farts, HA HA HA...
:bathbaby:

 

I finished the internet today.

 

..made you look........

:rofl:

 

Cool, did you see all that stuff right at the end?

I'm starting over in case I missed anything

 

Hey, only 7 more posts until this makes it to the top 10...

 

Now THAT is great!! I wonder what that would be like? I wonder if that's what happened to Drewl?

 

Or when gals talk about their boyfriend or friend problems for hours... geez, just DEAL with it!! I think everyone needs to ride a motorcycle or scuba dive and have a few near-death experiences or at least pucker moments... they will realize just how unimportant all that other sh#*@ is!! Wait, there are too many letters... sh#@... there that's better.

I've got this one client who spends the first hour of hour time whining about what her friend did to her. My eyes glaze over, I nod and smile, come up with some witty comments to get her to laugh and forget about it, and then we finally get to work. And yes, I bill them for these counseling sessions!!

 

I like looking at women's butts... is there something wrong with me?

 

When the #10 thread has 254 posts and the next highest thread has 253, what happens when the one with 253 gets one more? Shall we find out?

 

Well, it seems that the one with 253 that now has 254 doesn't have any effect at all. However, what happens when it has 255?

 

Looky there... just in time for Thanksgiving!!

 

That would be like saying, " I enjoy great art" or "I enjoy listening to a talented musician" or " I enjoy the splendor of nature" Is there something wrong with me?

Of course not, womens's butts are a true gift, and inspired creation, and in this season of thankgiving we should all of us, every one, be thankful for women's butts.

Unless VFRChick, youre being catty and saying to yourself, "look how fat those pants make her butt look" thats kinda mean.


Nice work on putting tiger on the board, it is official, the silliest thread ever

Drewl and Norcal will be so proud

 

Bravo Bravo. Thank you all. I am quite proud of all of you.

 

Well, sometimes I DO think a woman't butt looks fat, but that's because it truly does... nothing worse than the kind where the butt fat is spilling over the top of the pants. That's not very nice to look at.

As for getting tiger on the board, it's a group effort, and I sure can't take any credit for it, just 'cause I had the last few to get it there. It wouldn't be there without the other 250-some-odd posts before. Everyone on this thread is a true inspiration to silliness. My faith has been restored in humanity!!