The Adventures of Socky the VFRW Sock Monkey

I threw him out of my house...I am not responsible for his behavior, especially around women.

 

Now he's gonna come out looking like panty hose OMFO

 

Man.......I thought Micheal Jackson was the only monkey freak. Nasty business.

 

I just ordered this dress and will be wearing it for Long's birthday BBQ.

 

I think most people would rather see Socky meet his end... Send him my way, I've got an adventure for him!



I also think most people would rather you wear THIS Chicky!

 

That's a big +1 :drool:

 

zombie socky?

who has done what to Socky and turned him into a zombie?

 

Would sell my soul. For real. Hold on.......will post a link to the E-Bay listing.

 

I think he has hit bottom and is now turning cheap tricks

 

OK so I was reading this thread. And apparently I must have said sock monkey three times. I heard a noise in the garage and went out to see what was up. I found this!




WTF!!!

 

DDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMN, good thing you didn't leave your keys out there, you may not have seen or heared a thing!!!!!!!!!

 

Just when you think its over ...... They PULLLLL you back in .

 

Tink,

Last he was seen of was when I handed him off to ZEN biker last summer in Vernon while on the Kootenay Tour. See post 273. He made some mention of him in post 276. After a few subtle and some not so subtle hints to get him moving along, ZEN seems to have ignored this and put an end to Sockey's travels. I see ZEN has not been on this site since May of this year. So as far as I know, the little bugger is shoved in a drawer somewhere in The Pas Manitoba, or was discarded. Everything posted since that time has been speculation and imagination at best.

I had a couple options open to me in Vernon last summer. Obviously I should have chosen one other than what I did. Maybe ZEN will read this and feel guilty but I doubt it.

 

I think I know what happened....that little bastard snuck back south of the border, and stopped at Toecutters house.. the Monkey was in the act of stealing the supercharged VFR when TOE walked out and caught him in the act... TOE made a grab for the monkey(huge mistake) and the monkey bit TOE'S finger off....

 

Little fucker.
Witness protection program my ass!
I told him they do not just let you out at some bus station and give you a quarter to call some one.
He was silent for a moment an all I heard was the gentle static of an international payphone call...

I said, "Bitch, local payphones cost 50 cents these days!"

So here's the deal.
First person, anywhere in the world, sends me a PM gets Socky.
He is gonna sit his ass in that bus station until one of you guys has the balls to take him in.
I will buy him the bus ticket to your place. I sure as hell won't have him here again.

I think he is turning tricks for food money.

 

Oh, and Badabing, you SOOOOO need to go over to Bear's house and put that thing in his bed while he is sleeping.

 

In confusion of all the sock monkey chaos I lost track.... But stangely I care. I am in need of mental help or beer.... Eh, disreguard my last, beer found, carry on.

 

Great, I have problems sleeping as it is. Where do think my rants and bad ideas come from? I've always been really nice to you Drewl