The Adventures of Socky the VFRW Sock Monkey

Forgot about these pics of Socky, Took him to work one day and let him try his little monkey hands behind the wheel of a stadium truck.

If you look close you can see him inside driving ! He's one craaaaazeee monkeee !

 

That beats the heck out of sending around a towel to sign. Thanks for the entertainment.

 

Theres a towel I need to sign?

 

I am currently in Galena, IL, and there are sock monkey outfit here in one of the crafty shops. Along with some of Socky's crazy relatives. I'll post pics when I get back.

 

The Secret Lives of Sock Monkeys (ADULT CONTENT) => YouTube - The Secret Lives of Sock Monkeys (Adult Content)
Who knew?

 

This is now required apparel for the Sock Monkey holder (WARNING: DOES NOT MEET ATGATT STANDARDS)...

 

kids?

So, a couple of weeks ago, the wife & I went and had a good weekend in Galena, IL and I saw something quite shocking in one of the stores. Appearently someone "let Socky out of the bag" during his shipping, and he had a few offspring. Some were colorful, others looked like Socky.

 

He may be in sock munkey ICU from taking that flight with no ATGATT

 

Evidently, he's been hard at work putting together a line of merchandise to sell to capitalize on his fame. Unfortunately, sock monkeys are dumb asses and can't spell worth a shite.

 

Is he alive!?!?!

I came across a gruesome sight today, and it made me worry... idk if our lil mascot is in the photo, but I pray he never gets snatched up by these guys...



they hang their prizes from a branch of some kind, like some morbid display... and they tag them like livestock =(

 

It's only been a couple weeks. It would take a sock monkey using conventional tools at least three weeks to complete a pit under someone's house deep enough to prevent escape. Then there's the purchasing of rope, basket, lotion etc., not easy for a sock monkey to pull off unnoticed

 

Has SLOVFR been on since Socky got there?

Maybe that truck driving episode gave Socky ideas:

1. Wait till keys to vehicle left laying around
2. Make juat enough noise to be noticed getting into said vehicle
3. Run over SLOVFR when he came to check on commotion
4. Head to local pub / strip club and play with boobies

 

Oh Im so ready to get rid of this little bastard as soon as he fixes what he F&^%kED up. DONT let a Monkey monkey with your wiring no matter what he says he can fix!

 

Well, at least you didn't let him screw with the VFR, but seriously man, WTF were you thinking, them long nosed pliers you gave him could be used as a lethal weapon, try some slip joint's next time, less pointy and lethal in the hands of an evil Sockey

 

:bump:

So, am I the only one waiting to find out what happened? Does Socky have SLOVFR tied up in a closet somewhere?

 

Yeah what happened!!!

Also SS where'd you get that avatar??? I have the exact same thing but she is on a Subaru logo, for when my in dash nav boots up!!

 

Think it is time for another Potato Cannon Ride for the monkey. Move him on or show him with hooters.....We want Sockey!

 

ok, where the F%$K is the monkey? it's gettin close to SLO, and we all expect him to make an appearance!