So this gas station clerk says.......................

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  1. Metallican525

    Metallican525 New Member

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    Yeah, if I was actually paying attention to what the twit was saying, I probably would have blasted him for being a tard right there on the spot too. Most of the time, with guys like that, I half ignore what they're sayin so that maybe they'll go away!!!!
     
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    Agreed

    But every once in a while someone will say something so out there that a light will go on in your head and you just HAVE to screw with them. Its the equivalent of a big slow hanging curve right over the plate.......your eyes go wide and you think, oh son, you just screwed the pooch, its goin outta herrrrrr...
     
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    next time you go there and he starts bragging about his "land speed record on his gixxer" , casually mention that you're a highway patrol officer and jsut look at his reaction: PRICELESS!!!
     
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    I recently had some dumbass tell me how is r6 got a little unsettled doing 230mph in turn one at Portland Int. Raceway. I looked at him an asked (are you really that stupid?) Turned out he was, after I went 2 blocks testriding the FJ1200 he had for sale. I turned around and asked if he had an air compressor cause the front tire was flat. He said no, besides it's not flat( I just did 150 on it yesterday) Needles to say...you can't fix stupid!!
     
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    Nice, its like this one chick asked how many CC's my VFR had and she was like "Oh, it looked like it had more"
     
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    I would have asked him which direction he was going......and how does an r6 do 230mph?
     
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    just hought id post the PIR track curve data for ppl to understand the type of idiocy being dealt with
     
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    OMRRA doesn't use the chicane, so turn 1 for us is (C4-C4A) fast turn (around100mph) but not 230mph. He called me later to tell me he put air in the tire and the bike now handles awesome!
     
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    When he says he went 230 mph, he was probably looking at his tach at 2300 rpm, in first. Sounds like more his speed.
     
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    These guys remind me of a rednecks last words...."watch this shit" But do you know what a rednecks buddys' last words are? "That wasn't nothing, watch this."
     
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    Well, glad I'm not the only one who's recieved that comment / backhanded compliment.
     
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    No, Redneck last words are: "Yall watch this shit, here hunny, hol my beer.............."
     
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    Well, I guess you nailed it. Recent development............ The owner did say "you are outta herrrr!" This nut-job was fired. The owner spent a few hours watching store video (which has audio) and this guy told seemingly all of the customers crazy shit. Bad for business I guess. Poor guy, now he has to fabricate some story on how he lost his job. Wish I could hear that one!
     
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    Damn, what a shame, free entertainment is harder and harder to come by these days, especially live entertainment close to home.
     
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