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    So I'm following this cattle truck up a hill and it seems like every poor cow on board suddenly decided to empty its bladder and bowels at the same time, came out the back of the truck in torent, hits the road and turns into a fine spray, all over me and the bike. Thats taken a bit of cleaning!! smells way better now......
     
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    Holy shit


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    That’s definitely a good use of that phrase!
     
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    This past weekend we were following an RV and as it rounded a sharper bend in the highway and hit a bump, some liquid came out of a spout below the chassis if that RV. Bounced on the pavement and sprayed all over our helmets and leathers. Buddy I was riding with thought they were discharging shit and dirty water. I assured him that most campers will drain their fresh water reserve as they travel. The drain port for the fresh water is quite small so it does take a long time to drain. But the thought of this possibly being black water just about made me puke.

    Wait until you follow a cattle truck hauling pigs. Some of which are pressed right up against the tailgate and they drop a load that squeezes through the mesh onto whatever is travelling behind. Oh my fukken oath! A great training aid to teach the wrongs of tailgating.
     
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    well it wasn't a Religious experience I can tell you that
     
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    that's pretty gross.

    I have gotten it all over me riding dirtbikes, though. To add insult to injury, I rarely wore a helmet in my teens so I've likely gotten a little in my teeth before. :)
     
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    Had a similar thing happen following a horse box down 20 from Nevada City, a mare decided to take a piss just as we went thru a section where it was out of the question to stop, it was like fire hose for about 2 minutes ....
     
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    Just washed my rig, haulin a 80k excavator, and wouldn’t you know it, I’m stuck behind a rig haulin cattle, Down in Paris CA and about 110 out, they decided it was time to empty bladders all over my truck and windshield, and the smell almost made me puke.
    On a bike YAH NOOOOOO !that would truly suck


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