Sex or Riding, if you had to choose?

I'm old and not married. I'll take riding. I could always buy sex if it became a needed priority. My bikes are paid for. A woman is NEVER paid for. You pay for them forever even if you aren't riding them.

 

I second that bob:ncb:

 

LOL how many here are waiting for Shortys response?

 

RW you have too much time on your hands .
Hmm, Sex or ride?
Gotta think about that.
It would depend on my mood.
I've gotten too old to be all sex crazed all the time.

It's like that joke
An old bull and a young bull are grazin on top of hill.
the young bull says to the old bull "look theres a herd of Heifers. Let's run down their and fu$$ one."
The old bull looks at him and says, " Let's walk down there and fu$$ em All."

So I am going to go for a ride and have the wild monkey sex with my wife when I get back. She'll be there when I do and she'll do if I ask her to. Priviledge of being married for 30 yrs.

 

+1 For the waiting for shorty's response crew.

 

Prick! :wink:

Yep, I know what you mean RVFR...

You, Sir, are one LUCKY bastard!!!

Yeah, me too...

 

My bike has 2 exhaust can so I don't worry about which one to choose.

 

Thats a tough one! I do always say that riding is the only thing that can keep sex off of my mind besides actually having sex. Hummmm.... I gues I would have to go with the sex, but only if its more than 3 times a day! :ncb:
Maybe even one time right after the other again and again and again! :ncb::ncb::ncb::ncb::tongue::xxx::xxx::xxx:

 

Brother you are 100 % correct, i have to agree with you.

 

what happen to the days when sex was safe and motorcycles were dangerous? now its vice versa... i love danger...

 

This is too tough a choice to make. If I am alive and breathing and can move then its both. My wife agrees too. Sorry!!!:redface:

 

If I had to choose, I'd have to say riding (the bike). I could always go back to strictly solo encounters (menage a' une?).:wink:

 

Unlike Clinton's underwear, America does not need to know.

 

It's all good,As said earlier the aspect of an on/off key definitley sides for the vfr.So the women don't seem to chime in on this thread,they are the are the most beautiful animals in the world.Keep riding girls,you are a refreshing change to the male dominated bike world.Let's all put on the leather,start the viff,and ride like nothing matters.Sex is sex,much respect.Leather on,leather off.PS,I'm a nympho,peace!

 

Riding the bike there are no complaints about riding hard,easy or in between. It just likes it when I turn the key and get her hot. Can't same the same for the other ride.

Now do any of you know the difference between a tire and 365 condoms? Ones a Goodyear and the other is a very GOOD year!!:thumbsup: