Sacramento to Rushmore to Vegas to Sacramento

In the middle of nofuckingwhere, aboot smack dab in the middle of Wyoming.

 

Landed at Chick's house last night and got a bit shit faced. After Toxic tried to get my laptop drunk I washed it in the shower and let it dry oot . Can't believe it but it works.

 

Utah is incredible, alomost drove off the roda a couple of times looking at the scenery .

 

The boyz made it last night... and we promptly made our way to the wasteland. For those of you who know me... yes... I DO drink now... I found that Vodka does not give me a sinus infection, so I drink it everyday. Who'da thunk distilled potatoes were good? Anyway, we set off the "tank with report" and it actually DID roll for a while before exploding. We were afraid it was going to go under the gas tank of a pickup truck, but it went off just shy of that. Shortly after that, things became a blur and I remember Toe being somewhat sane around 1am and going to bed. I decided that would safe instead of getting attacked by Toxic. This morning breakfast has been had and Toxic is already starting on a Tanqueray and Gin. We are all pretty mangy looking this am, so will be showering up(separately... well Toxic and Toe may share a shower) in a bit, then taking some pics to post up. The boyz are being whimps and do not want to ride today, so I think we are going gambling so Toxic can relieve Vegas of some of its extra cash... more later...

 

Way to man up, Toxic. Who needs tonic when you can just mix Tanqueray with your gin.

 

lol, that narrows it down!

 

I am envious of you guys. Sopunds like the trip is great...cept the paperwork. Waas that part of Wyomings Stimulous packacge?

 

Have you been drinking too, Randy?

 

I think I am sick. I haven't had anythiong for several days and my cupboard is full!

 

What happens in Vegas stay's In Vegas unless more than one Elvis is involved.

 

We got a wee bit drunk last night, camera is all I have to remember it by.

 

:crazy::tongue2:opcorn:arty2:eace::llama::joker::cheersaf::dance::funky::banana::flip::flypig:

 

Looks like a normal night at Toe's Garage.
Figured you would step it up in Vegas.

 

Yes, if that is any indicator of what kind of shape I was in that morning.... Meant CRANBERRY... I'm sure you can see how I got confused since "Gin" and "Cranberry" are so close in spelling.... and I just caught the meaning of your comment now after reading it yesterday afternoon.....:tongue2:

So, the dudes are gone... I rode with them to the CA border and said goodbye in Primm. This was one of the best weekends I've had in a long time. I'm not sure if that is commentary on how great the weekend was, or how sad my life is.... prolly a LOT of both!!

 

T&T.... thanks for a great time, let us all know when you make it home. Thank you to both of you for your help and thoughtfulness while you were here. Toxic, if you would just stop dropping F-Bombs and wasting yourself til you are outta control, MAYBE, just MAYBE I'd think about marrying you... but YOU would have to move to VEGAS!!! AND you will get a spanking when control is gone!! Seriously, I had a great time with you guys. Stop in any time you are in town... or make my house a destination if you wish!!! Hoping to make it out to Sac some time in the next couple months!

 

HMUMMMM Spankings too! Now I'm all excited again.

 

at least they portryed Elvis all through his stages of life.....

 

I was hoping you'd catch that. I don't drink to often anymore but trust me when I say that I know how you feel...and then some. Hope you're feeling better!

 

Made it home about 9:30 pm,600 miles from Vegas to Sac.....DRY HEAVING in my helmet most of the way!!!!Swearing off booze and F bombs(at least until the late game this afternoon).Absolutely incredible trip.Sorry we missed you Tink,Thankyou Chick!!!You are a farging awesome host and beautiful person.We want to extend aninvitation to all comers that would like to join us possibly in late spring to rendezvous with the NorCal Posse in Vegas,and ride to Denver!!! The absolute most gorgeous stretch of the trip if not for white knuckle,pucker factor,freezing rain with zero vis from Denver to Breckinridge.Thankyou all for tracking our trip with us.It was a hoot!!! Glad to be home,missed my dog.....out for now Tox

 

The Chickinator

Thanks for putting us up Chick and putting up with us . A great time and glad to be home. My bike is a train wreck but do not care, will have to stay that way for a couple of days. Toxic is a bit better today after his uke: fest yesterday. A few more pic's in review.
Toxic and fireworks=bad combo

Abe Lincoln is a midgets per Drewl

Tinks beer is delicious

Utah is quite cool

Toxic hates Wyoming Highway patrol

Toxic loves Las Vegas police



Toxic loves to gamble

Chick and Elvis have a secret thing.......hmmmm

Toxic and Chick joined the Swedish Goofball team...all the Sven's

And Brett Michaels is an old high shool friend of Cick and Toxic

The gen 8 VFR REALLY SUCKS

Toxic loves to dance