Our Daily Bread

in the days of old
when the knights were bold
and condoms weren't invented

you stuck a sock
over your @#$%
and babies were prevented

 

anyone else ever notice how "I love you" and "I wanna screw" sound very similar? Coincidence?

~RHPS anyone? Anyone?

 

In days of old
when knights were bold
and toilets wern't invented

Thet layed their load
on the side of the road
and went away contented.

Hey wait a minute.....don't some riders do that to this day?

 

so, when is that wizard going to get back to you about that brain?

 

Famous last words: What does this button do?

 

THE MAIN REASON THAT SANTA IS SO JOLLY IS BECAUSE HE KNOWS WHERE ALL THE BAD GIRLS LIVE. :biggrin:

 

I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, "WHERE'S THE SELF- HELP SECTION?" SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.

 

WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?

 

WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO "GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?"

 

WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?

 

WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL CLEAN THEM?

 

IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?

 

WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?

 

IF ONE SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMER DROWNS, DO THE REST DROWN TOO?

 

IF YOU ATE BOTH PASTA AND ANTIPASTO, WOULD YOU STILL BE HUNGRY?

 

WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD 'LISP' TO HAVE AN 'S' IN IT?

 

WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED "HEMORRHOIDS" INSTEAD OF "ASSTEROIDS"?

 

WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM?

 

CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD?

 

Why is it called a "Bluetooth" if it goes in your ear?