Our Daily Bread

wait, WHAT?!?! shouldnt it be the other way around???

 

"Incest, a game the whole family can play!" New from Milton Bradley.

 

man who goes to bed sexually frustrated will wake up with solution in hand

 

Man with hand in pocket feel a little cocky.

 

Never take life too seriously. You don't get out alive.

 

Vice is nice, but incest is best.
......Redneck Dude

 

Part of a best friend’s job is to immediately clear your computer's history if you die.

 

Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

 

"Do not machine wash or tumble dry," means I will never wash this -- ever.

 

I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

 

There is great need for a sarcasm font.

 

Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

 

Best part of pocket pool is the away games..............

 

Mary had a little lamb, and I don't give a damn

 

Little boy blew. He needed the money.

 

"do not remove under penalty of law"

 

Little Miss Muffet
sat on a tuffet
eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider
and sat down beside her,
so she picked up a stick and beat the living shit out of it.

 

Old Mother Hubbard
went to her cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over
the dog took over
and gave her a bone of his own.

 

Jack and Jill went up the hill
each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down a half hour later with $2.50.

 

hickory dickory dock
this chick was sucking my @#$k
the clock stuck two
i shot my goo and i
dropped her off at the next block