Our Daily Bread

What would you see if you placed two mirrors facing each other?

 

And you base that opinion on????

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Our_Daily_Bread_(film)

Kind of like a bunch of folks who ride the same kind of motorcycles getting together and spending a bunch of bread.

 

The more I learn, the less I know.

I'm from corporate and I'm here to help you.

If you don't change with the world, the world will change without you.

 

BWeiss - you need to check out the humor thread. Already posted.

 

Just when you get to thinkin you're a man of some importance, try telling someone else's dog what to do.

 

I think there for I ........what was the question?

 

three rights make a left

 

Every expert was once a beginner......

 

You can follow a horse to water but a pencil must be lead - Laurel and Hardy


I drink to make other people interesting- Bob Dobbs, local bar owner

 

"No man is complete until he's married...then he's finished" (can't recall the author).

 

this is a direct quote from a co-worker -
"I'd rather listen to someone fart the alphabet than to listen to that tech from Microsoft again!"

 

"Steven Wright" one of my fav comedians.

 

To many DICKS ; Not enough RICHARDS.

 

ONCE, if they don't annunciate the 2nd time...

 

"Water..WATER...Never drink the stuff... Fish screw in it" (W.C.Fields) ; (was known to drink alcohol...).

 

Well thank you very much. I was thirsty and was just about to go get a drink of nice cold refreshing water. Now I am going to eat some salt instead.

 

How do they ship Styrofoam?

What's another word for Thesaurus?

 

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm schizophrenic,
And so am I.
....Mr. Multiple Personality

 

I once knew a dyslexic atheist who didn't believe in Dog.