Our Daily Bread

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils

 

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives

 

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

 

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. John Adams

 

I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception.
I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said "no."

-Woody Allen

 

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

 

People used to explore the dimensions of reality by taking LSD to make the world look weird.
Now the world is weird and they take Prozac to make it look normal.

 

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

 

"An action without philosophy is a lethal weapon; philosophy without action is worthless." - Soichiro Honda

"The only safe way to life is to assume that everyone has an ulterior motive." - MrDen

 

Progress is never accomplished in Congress

 

Lies are derived, thought out, practiced and rehearsed. Inevitably they are mistaken. The truth is easy to remember and never changes. -34468 Randy

 

I thin it should be mandatory to list the spurces of these comments so that I dont have to keep googling them to remember where they came from.

it will keep me up all night.:crazy:

 

Heres' your choices... You can take it, Like it... Or not a damn thing.

 

Chinese Proverb:
"When someone shares something of value with you and you benefit from it, you have a moral obligation to share it with others."

 

There is no TRY.
There is only DO.
If you TRY,you could fail.
If you DO,it gets done.

 

Experience...

Good judgment comes from experience...but the best experience comes from bad judgment!

Experience is what you got because you didn't have it when you needed it.

 

It tastes like chicken to me.

 

"The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to burn and which to cross." - David Russell

 

One time errors are a success story. -34468 Randy

 

The greatest human accomplishments in life begin with a thought. -34468 Randy