Well, just to give everyone something to talk about here is one of my favorites from another forum a few months back. A guy bought a V-Strom. Brand new rider on his first bike. He lives in an area where sand is everywhere and his driveway is loose sand. Picks up his bike at the dealer, manages to get it near home without killing anyone, then dumps it in the driveway. Wants to know if he can sue Suzuki for advertising a dual-sport that can't even go through light sand. And then there's the always fun: "Has anyone put a shaft drive on a [insert favorite motorcycle here]?"