Limerick Contest

Twins, singles, in-lines and v-fours,
We are all nothing but Honda whores.
Like I told my friend Charlie,
I would piss on a Harley,
If they'd just let me into their stores!

 

Waldrm,
Thanks for that last one 'cause the Man Law one had me feeling icky all over!

 

Another crossover; this time into the Harley haters thread:

Harley ads are like Grimm's fairy tales,
About bikes that weigh more than most whales,
Have a leaky V-Twin,
With a gaudy chrome skin,
And riders so old they have scales!

 

You have to blame KC-10 FE for starting all that Man Law stuff!

 

ROFLMAO!!! ound: ound: ound:

Awesome, just awesome. :rockon:

 

...his prose were always enlightening.

 

We all ride a Honda by choice
Clearly, we speak as one voice.
The outlooks all vary
A few are quite scary
Let's go for a ride and rejoice.

 

Wow, this is going to get hard to judge... but I'm willing to put all the content on the scale of syntax and semantics so some shall see success.

:cheer2: come on folks, don't be afraid to use those long dormant English skills... you were likely forced to take it every year of your educational experience. Make your teacher's investment in your future pay off today. :thumb:

 

Ode to my future ex-wife:

Only female here named Shorty
Her last college test score was forty
From staying up until 2 in the morning
Chatting despite our warnings
Her bike though is sporty

 

Ode to my dear Joey:

His avatar was mostly grass
I laughed when all the others kicked his ass
He always tried to impress me
He never had a chance you see
Maybe one day he’ll find a lass

 

Cheers Nozzle I've learned something new today, must admit my Lymeric knowledge is limited to my school days and then they were likely to contain a bawdy theme.

 

5th gen Sydney, a city down under
whose first attempt was a blunder
I write verse
that's not terse
for a VFRworld that's asunder

He's the Aussie as we all know as John
who rides his Viffer with something hard on.
451 tried to ryhme
with his meter and time
about an the icon whose clothes are all gone

I will raise a mug of Foster's at the local "Outback" Steakhouse for you, if you promise to raise a pint of Coors Light, or Bud Heavy for me. eace:

 

There once was a fellow named Horton
Who subscribed to the Olde School of Norton.
When pressed about leaks,
He replied, "All you Geeks
without oil on your tyres, just ain't sportin'!"

 

waldrm got this contest beat. Not even trying now. That 2 guys on a bike limerick is GOLD! :rockon:

and Shorty, for your information, they didn't kick my ass. They were in on the game and I just wanted to see if you had a sense of humor. It's an important quality that I want in my future wife. :tongue:

 

A VFR I ride
In God I hide
I search online to find
parts to use sometime
thru God I meet my brothers and sisters on the street

 

Here I sit, broken hearted,
Parked the viffer and only farted.
Yesterday While riding I took a chance,
Kept the throttle open and shit my pants!

 

FTW:

In this fun contest, the Noz made a bet.
"I dare you to use the word Nantucket!"
Try as I might,
I lost the good fight...
And rode my VFR off into the sunset.

eace:

 

This is still one of my favorites, although I may have mangled it a bit;

The arrogant Blacksmith McCass
Had magnificent balls made of brass.
In harsh stormy weather,
His balls clanged together,
And lightning shot out of his ass.


And one last contribution;

The VFR motor is dear
It intoxicates in every gear.
Give in to desire
And what will transpire
Are tickets, quite often severe.