Humor Thread

Apparently SOW took a selfie



And a pic of his girlfriend!

 

Man, that is seriously effed up. Those people have some real issues.

 

Mom and dad, what the hell did you do to those kids?

 

Lots of drugs fer sure WTF?


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Wonder if Shoei or Aria has a helmet to fit him ?

 

Life is like a penis - simple, relaxed and hanging free...Its women that make it hard

 

I can honestly relate.

 

I just sold my homing pigeon on ebay...for the 22nd time

 

I'm hoping that this upload works. If not I'll attempt another way.

 

I am expecting a rough four or five days this week. But I shouldn't need any bail money and won;t have any bodies to bury, so guess it won't be too bad.

 

HA! That IS a good one

 

I got called "pretty" today! Well, actually the full phrase was "you're pretty annoying". But I only focus on the positive things in life.

 

Reminds me off the time I stood on a gorgeous woman's toe and she screamed "FUCK!"
Well I didn't need a second invitation.

 

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Milk through the nose on that one. Wife looked at me really funny. Needless to say, I didn't tell miss prissy what I read.

 

Wife gets naked and asks hubby: "What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?" Hubby looks her up and down and replies: "Your sense of humor!" (Hospital visiting hours are 5:00 to 6:00.)

 

A chap's wife is back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex movie last night, and all he did was suggest they should hold auditions for her part.(His viewing will be Saturday from 7:00 till 8:30

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