Humor Thread

Is Mershon Lynch laughing about this one?

 

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Lint, kind of creepy


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Marquez looks like a dyke. lol

Rossi sure has pretty eyes..... Norca does that change your mind about him/her?

 

It's the MotoGP superstars faces on women's heads.

 

Ah. Okaaaaaay.

 

I imagine most everyone has felt this way...

 

Do lesbians have a nut allergy?

 

A Redneck was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows

'Twenty dollars' she whispers.

Bubba had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes.

They're 'engaged' for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It is a police officer.

'What's going on here, people?' asks the officer.

'I'm making love to my wife!,' Bubba answers sounding annoyed.

'Oh, I'm sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know'.

'Well, neither did I, ‘til ya shined that light in her face.’

 

In the town south of where I love in Montana. From the Polson Police Department Facebook page.

 

Reminds me of that Al Pacino movie where they sent letters to all felons that they won money, they all showed up got drinks and arrested
Have ta look it up


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Three out of four voices in my head say they want to sleep...the fourth wants to know if penguins have knees.