Humor Thread

Distraction-- thanks


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Ha. It was given to me last year for Christmas. No joke, but I guess I was given size small?

 

Mofo no shame it fits---
Bro


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No shame and no bragging. Willy doesn't fit in there. lol

 

Can I have mine in green please?

 

Winter Vacation Destination for Alaskan SNowbirds

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmWBK17ZKg4

 

So, are these gal's Canadians???

 

Is this really how you Canadians make bff's---- shaking hands with a dude while torquing a moonfish?


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Till we meet again1

 

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A mother brought her daughter to the doctor when the teen was experiencing some very specific symptoms.

The doctor asked, “Okay, Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem?”

The mother responded, “It’s my daughter, Darla — she keeps getting these cravings, she’s putting on weight and is sick most mornings.”

The doctor examined Darla before coming to his conclusion.

“Well, I don’t know how to tell you this but Darla is pregnant, about four months would be my guess,” the doctor said.

The mother was shocked.

“Pregnant? She can’t be, she has never ever been left alone with a man,” the panicked mother says. “Have you, Darla?”

Darla tries to cover for herself, telling her mom, “No mother! I’ve never even kissed a man!”

At that moment, the doctor quietly walked over to the window. He stared outside for a few minutes, not saying a word, until the mother finally decided she needed to know what he was doing.

“Is there something wrong out there doctor?” the mother asks.

“No, not really, it’s just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill,” he said. “I’ll be darned if I’m going to miss it this time!”

 

You can include the west cost with the south on that one AM. The news hour here lately has produced some of the best TV comedy we have seen in years.

 

In Summit county Colorado 24" would cause traffic jams.......... because so many would be hitting the ski resorts. lol

 

Lived in Upstate NY for many years, Jeff Foxworthy had us pegged: You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend/wife knows how to use them.
You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction.