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  1. 34468 Randy

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    I must have had quite the night last night. I woke up this morning and couldn't remember if I found a piece of rope or lost a horse.
     
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    Today I was thinking about Google driverless cars. At first I thought they would be really handy at mapping street views for Google maps. What could be better than a small army of driverless cars fanning out across the globe as ubiquitous as the American McDonalds? But then I thought, “how would this go over in different countries and in different cultures.” The Taliban might take to blowing them up or, in the case of India, they might use them as they do most forms of transport.

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    Bloke is on a ride around Australia when he pulls into town, parks up his bike and heads into the local pub & hotel for a drink and good nights kip.

    In the pub there is the usual assortment of people playing pool, darts and drinking beer. So the bloke orders up a coldie and grabs a seat.

    After a minute or so, one of the patrons yells out "14". to which a few of the other people have a chuckle and light laugh. Then a couple of minutes later, another person yells out "21", which gets a few chuckles and light laughs from the patrons.
    The bloke had no idea wtf was going on, so he wanders over to the barman and asks him;

    "hey, how comes somebody yells out a number and some of the other people laugh?"

    The Barman replied;

    "well mate, the local crowd have been telling the same jokes here for so long, rather than repeat them all the time, they've given them numbers. So when some one wants to tell a joke, they just yell out the number instead of having to tell the whole joke."

    Well, the bloke thought this was a bit odd, but after a while, gave it some thought and figured, hell, it kinda made some sense. So he figured he'd give it a go, and yells out "34"!

    To which everbody in the bar bursts out on laughter, rolling on the floor, splitting their sides in absolute laughter.

    The barman said to the bloke;

    "Good one mate! Never heard that one before!"
     
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    I could make a killing by fabricating these. VFRW test market? 10 dolla make you holla? Let me know if you are in. Don't forget to send your measurements. PM me.

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    In the USA, it would be XXL but here in Canada it wold be size medium. Are they virgin wool. Normally I would like virgin but wool makes me itch. Wait! Maybe its not the wool that makes me itch.
     
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    That's hilarious


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    I hope that's beaver wool.
     
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    honestly could really use one of those on colder rides. how much for an adult medium lol
     
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    [​IMG]

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    For you being the first - free - if you agree to be design model.
     
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    Yep, Canadian medium, Scottish xxxxx small.
     
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    I was going to say that but did not want to be called the biggest prick. JK.
     
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    Sans Viagra when measuring


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    Did you hear about the guy on news that completely lost his left side of his body, but he's all right now


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    Did you hear about the cow that tried to jump over barbed wire? Udder distraction


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    I'd tell you a chemistry joke but it's boron


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    Fixed it for ya...
     
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    Did you hear about the two satellites getting married? The wedding wasn't much but the reception was wonderful


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    I'll take mine in leather with a fleece interior...
     
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    So sorry, my Son thinks he has a sense of humor


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