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    Am I doing this right?

    Oh wait!.......
     

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    How do you get a nun pregnant?




    Dress her up as an alter boy.
     
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    That is too close to the truth to be funny.
     
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    I went to a school that's been in the news a lot for exactly this, child abuse, I have to laugh at it.
     
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    I knew it!!!
     
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    Tore up muh nail on a broken one today. They are surely of the Devil.

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    Few beers + Welder + Spare parts = Toilet paper holder

    If you are out of ideas for Christmas gifts for that special loved one, why not just make them one. Made by guy down in Houston and complete with magnetic wrench to change the rolls. lol

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    My whole life can be summed up in one sentence......well so much for that.
     
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    I actually have the parts to make this.
     
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    There is a couple at a bar, the girl had an incredible rack.
    Bloke wanders over and says to the boyfriend;

    "Hey, I bet you $20 I can grab your girlfriends bewbs without touching her clothes."

    The boyfriend thinks about it for a moment, reckons that it is impossible to do and agree's to the bet.

    The bloke reaches out, grabs his girlfriends bewbs and gives them a really good groping.

    "hey, you touched her clothes. You owe me $20."

    The bloke whips out the $20 note and hands it over and says;

    Best $20 I ever spent! :congratulatory:
     
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    ENGAGE


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    Bahahahaaaaa! That phaser was set on full stun! He gave her the full load of torpedos....
     
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    Shit. I just posted this in memes before I saw this. Lol

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    Oops.

    LOL Jeff.
     
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    Sure wish the Kangaroo kicked the bajesus out of that twit


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    apparently kangaroos attack dogs like that all the time, and use their claws to disembowel them. it's a good thing the guy intervened.
     
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