Humor Thread

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach that man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

 

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or

Give a pig a fish and he'll eat for a day, give a pig bacon and his relatives aren't safe.

 

Build a man a fire and he's warm for the night.
Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.

 

Ah, now it all makes sense. Some sort of sugar coated cereal like fruit loops.

 

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So this lady was at the doctors and the doctor said, so, it looks like your pregnant. And the lady said oh no im pregnant ? And the doctor said no it just looks like your pregnant


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Yea....
Funny and interesting, but I am wondering how you found that, AM.

A Google search for "Clarinet man playing Mission Impossible theme while on stripper pole with silk fabric"?

 

Reminds me of my work


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No See Um.

:distress:

 

It's the Insider issue again. Those of us who are Insiders can see them, those who are not can't. Arg!

 

And yall said they never made a 1000cc vfr http://charlotte.craigslist.org/mcy/5707675921.html lol