Humor Thread

Im in tears!

 

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither works.

 

I think it was Monty Python who used to say "I fart in your general direction!"

 

Yup...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8yjNbcKkNY

 

BWeiss....you are one sick puppy...but I commend you on your actions.....wish I was your friend watching this...the little shit had to be dealt with....you were the perfect Man to step up ( or squat )
to do your DUTY.......
Maybe the saying I just sharted....somehow came from that.....
LMFAO.....my wife was asking me what the he'll I was reading......it's that forum right?......yep

 

I wish I could lay claim to that story, but, alas, it is just something I found somewhere on the internet and found it humorous enough to make the effort to share here.

 

Bummer..you were my hero now ..........?
Still freekin hilarious

 

well, as they say, "never meet your heroes..."

 

What do you call two days of rain?......................................................A weekend in Seattle.

 

[video=youtube;jiQKt2HG8V0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jiQKt2HG8V0[/video]

 

Shes all like screw you...your not towing me away...

 

That could have been my mother-in-law a few years back.

 

This one is a bit like a Monty Python skit...

[video=youtube;SXLcxKFYTpc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=SXLcxKFYTpc[/video]

 

And for all the dog lovers out there...

[video=youtube;hCRDskZrUMU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hCRDskZrUMU[/video]

 

Remind me not to shake your hand then.

 

What would happen if the earth spun seven times faster?
Women would be bleeding and men would get paid seven days a week.

 

And a brand new episode of NCIS ever goddam day. Ucttum-boogiewoogie-chicken

 

For some unknown reason, I'm a natural at this
Very Funny...sounds like it was on SNL or sumpthin

 

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