Harley riders checklist before ride:

HD ridas

Have to point out one mistake. Says leather pants, and we all know they're chaps, with HD conchos.

Who's BAD?

Larry

 

Squirelman's preride checklist:

1. check on squirrel make sure he's ok

2. envision world peace brought on by the entire world buying into Chomsky

3. put on Grateful Dead Cd

4. laugh into helmet thinking about what a goof Vfourbear on VFRW is

5. check on squirrel again

6. resist urge to do wheelie, get off bike and lie down for a second until urge passes

7. realize its colder than a damn witches tit in Buffalo NY and it would be nicer to curl up with a book in front of the TV and watch WSBK

8. check on squirrel again.

9. spin one up and relax

 

your right Bubba.......... been sick too...

 

#2 on the list was the best IMO. Funny how much blingy chrome-plated crap some HD owners will buy and put on their bikes, and then NOT ride them. You sink all that money into a nice bike and bling, then ignore it except for a few perfect days each summer when you ride it to the bar.

The gear (or lack thereof) gets me, too. Leather vest over a t-shirt, leather chaps, boots, no gloves and no helmet. It begs the question: When you go down are you planning to only have your torso, legs and feet touch the ground? If any one thing says it's all about image, it's the presence of leather chaps coupled with the absence of a helmet.

And the obnoxiously loud pipes? Jeez, don't even get me started.

 

I heard somewhere that Harley riders don't wear helmets because their brains can't be damaged any further than they already are. Sounds fishy. I just don't know.

 

Smirnoff Ice.:tongue:

 

I will PM you our info.

 

dick.

:thumbsup:

 

Good one, I like that.

 

Candy ass :biggrin: No wait...Peter puffer.. (I guess this would only work if you know a guy named Peter)

 

I didn't see this on the list:
Before mounting up, check breath and armpits. If not offensive, gargle with piss and wipe pits with shit. :biggrin:

Wow! This hatin' shit is addictive!