Dear Randy

Dear Randy,

Is there anything that can be done about the biker malady called "Terminal Dumbshit"?

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We really should try to understand this type of person. He/She was probably beaten by his father, mother and sister for that matter, when he was a child....yesterday. Hell his priest likely slapped him a few times up side of the head. This cause him to develop a deep sense of insecurity, believing everyone hated him. He decided to seek assistance from his doctor who after performing an anal examination by shining his light in one of his ears, sent him to the Phyc Lab at the U of W where they promptly performed test on him using assorted electrical diodes on the head. They used varying currents and voltages and both AC and DC but were not successful in correcting what has now become very strange and injurious behavior. The final answer was to perform frontal lobotomy. Where they failed though was that they let him leave the facility, un-escorted.

This is when he discovered that sniffing higher octane fuel gave him a better buz than the cheaper stuff and using the more expensive oils purchased from Motorcycle Dealerships was better lube for self gratification, that the cheap stuff you use which you like to buy at Walley World for noted purpose.

We should all give this fucking shit a hug so he realizes we are a sympathetic bunch towards this kitten molester then drop him off at to the Blue Lagoon Biker Bar.

 

Are we to understand this method is superior to spiritual guidance, counseling, strenuous exercise and a regimen of high colonics?