Calling out tinkerinWstuff

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  1. elwray

    elwray New Member

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    Well I had to... at first I thought it might have been Uncle Bill...
     


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  2. tinkerinWstuff

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    I want to see The Kraken!

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    Congrats on 2000 Scoob!
     


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  3. elwray

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    I won't just stand around and be berated by betarace.

    Before anyone takes umbrage at what I'm about to say, let me explain that in a country like ours where sectarianism, libertinism, and conformism run rampant, we need laws to help enforce behavior that ought to be performed out of common sense, decency, and tolerance. There are a number of reasons Betarace isn't telling us as to why he wants to make a big deal out of nothing. In this letter, I will expose those reasons one-by-one, on the principle that he possesses no significant intellectual skills whatsoever and has no interest in erudition. Heck, he can't even spell or define "erudition", much less achieve it. Are his prevarications good for the country? The nation's suicide statistics, drug statistics, crime statistics, divorce statistics, and mental illness statistics give us part of the answer. These statistics should make it clear that thoughtful people are being forced to admit, after years of evading the truth, that I have been right. I was right when I said that Betarace's emotional involvement with narcissism obscures his ability to see things objectively. I was right when I said that Betarace has lost sight of the lessons of history. And I was right when I said that if the past is any indication of the future, Betarace will once again attempt to judge people by the color of their skin while ignoring the content of their character.

    Let me recite the following phrases as if I were showing you the rungs of a ladder leading upward towards increased ability to make me the target of a constant, consistent, systematic, sustained campaign of attacks: bleeding-heart madmen; the most quasi-materialistic cads you'll ever see; materialism; Betarace's functionaries; Betarace. My point is that Betarace makes it sound like he is a refined gentleman with the soundest education and morals you can imagine. That's the rankest sort of pretense I've ever heard. The reality is that Betarace's occasional demonstrations of benevolence are not genuine. Nor are his promises. In fact, if Betarace manages to obstruct various important things, civilization will crumble almost immediately. Investigators from a future era will need to sift through the charred wreckage of our society looking for the black box to figure out what happened. Maybe they'll even discover that Betarace thinks that the world's salvation comes from whims, irrationality, and delusions. Of course, thinking so doesn't make it so. Now that you've reached the end of this letter, let me leave you with the key take-away message: Totalitarianism is a weapon of clericalism.
     


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  4. 34468 Randy

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    Well, I am 10 minute closer to the end of my life. Tink aside, I think Elwray and 02 VFR Rider would make excellent candidates in your next federal election, One for the Ostrich Party and the other for the Platypus Party
     


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  5. crustyrider

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    well Elwray just told me what platform he is running on to become the high supreme commander of the world her it is:


    how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

    I don't think he likes trees...

    LETS RIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :vtr2:
     


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  6. elwray

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    I hereby declare my resignation from the Ostrich Party and announce the establishment of the Emu Party!

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    about time you put up a picture of yourself.....it captures your good side.....I think....... :crazy:
     


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  8. tinkerinWstuff

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    I surely was getting tired of asses and elephants. About time we had a bird party.
     


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    Elwray said "it would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood".

    He's got answers for everything.
     


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  10. 34468 Randy

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    Is the woodchuck's name Charles? And does he chuck under or over handed?
     


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    this thread hurts my head.
     


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    I sense a donkey punch to the balls threat coming........
     


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  13. tinkerinWstuff

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    I had to google donkey punch and I cried laughing.

    and, um, it appears that a donkey punch to the balls wouldn't fit the definition of a donkey punch.

    Therefor, if a donkey punch happens in the bedroom and no one is there to receive it, could you still be gay?
     


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    clearly there are 3 members of this forum that have no lives...
     


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    or maybe you're just not trying hard enough ....
     


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  16. BWeiss

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    yea...i guess it is post number envy...i just feel so inferior...
     


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    watch it Bweiss... I'm right on your tail!
     


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    If you hooers are through, I'd like to boost my post count now!!!
     


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    the jackassery shall continue while morals improve

    Thank you :xxx::deadhorse::drinker::stripper::vtr2:
     


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    could you imagine what that scene would look like in real life?
     


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