Any good "quotes"

Ranger motto- "If ya ain't cheatin, ya ain't tryin"

Greatest 2 party insult- "How do I know you're gay? (insert 2nd persons name here) told me your dick tastes like shit"

Just cuz you're in the strip club doesn't mean ya gotta tip every hooker who holds her hand out... When approached by said random skank, say: "are you kidding? I've seen better legs in a bucket of chicken"

 

In regards to a fender eliminator kit...

"Installed one on my '09 and highly recommend it! Bike is now lighter and faster!"
-HighwayStar

 

"You first"

 

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was gonna blame you

 

When at first you don't succeed, sue.

 

If you blame others with your failures, do you credit them with your success?

 

Nope. Not likely. Not a fuggen chance.

 

Sometimes doing something great is like wetting your self in black pants. It feels all warm and good but nobody notices. Then you get a chill.

 

Obviously you have mistaken me for someone who really gives a shit!

 

Stupid people like you should not breed.

 

Your daddy should have worn a condom at least once.

 

Even a blind person knows when they are in Chilliwack.

 

My personal fav: "People like you are the reason abortion is still legal..."

 

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather, because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

98% of all Harley's ever sold are still on the road...the other 2% made it home.




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Not really a quote, but still good

If Street Bikes Were Built By Microsoft (or ridden by Bill Gates)

1. For no reason whatsoever your bike would crash twice a day.
2. Every time you wanted to ride a different track or section of road, you’d have to buy a new bike.
3. Occasionally your bike would die for no reason, and you would accept this, restart and ride on.
4. Occasionally, something as simple as a left turn, would cause your bike to shut down and refuse to start, in which case you have to reinstall the entire engine.
5. Macintosh would make a bike that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to ride, but it would only run on five percent of the tracks and roads.
6. You wouldn’t be able to race more than one bike on the same track unless you bought "BikeXP", "BikeNT", or “Bike 7”.
7. The bike would say "Are you sure?" before applying the brakes.
8. For no reason whatsoever, your bike would sometimes refuse to run until you grabbed the plug wire, stuck your finger in the exhaust, and engaged the starter, all at the same time.
9. You would be required to wear riding gear manufactured by the same company who built your bike. Deleting this option would cause the bike's performance to drop by 50% or more.
10. Every time a manufacturer introduced a new model, buyers would have to learn to ride all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old bike.
11. You'd press the "Start" button to shut off the engine.



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King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.

Dennis: Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.