America votes

Thank you for the compliment.

 

Al Jazeera News reports that in his first day in office President Donald Trump and now head of "All Things American Hit Squad" Donald Junior, arrived at the doors to the National Archives in the new Trumpmobile,a mobile shredder to begin a day of shredding documents that are no longer of any use to the new administration. First to go was the US Constitution. President Trump stated in the button pushing ceremony, "Who the fuck needs this shit by a bunch of dead dudes, what this country and us white dudes need is some young pussy." The ceremony also featured an acapella version of "Hail to the Chief" sung by the newly formed chorus of The Trump Vestal Almost Virgins.

All shredded documents will be recycled and given to the homeless to stuff in their clothing to keep warm. A Trump spokesman also stated that any shredded documents on real parchment can be made into a nourishing soup that will sustain life in small children up to three days.

 

Yea, BB...
Thanks for the shot at levity, but it might fit better in the "Humor' thread.

 

I'll just leave this here.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1d9lm-T87AQ

Some people just can't seem to understand that if they say one thing, then do another, they lose all credibility.

 

I was in NYC on business from tuesday and got home late last night. What a Fing zoo that place was, so glad to Escape fron Ney York. That was the most M-16's I have ever seen in Times square. This little 19 min video explains all about politics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rStL7niR7gs

 

Being the single official troll here bestowed not by popular acclaim, but more from a higher power affords me special privileges that come with the honorific. These are set in stone much like the US Constitution until it gets shredded.

As a veteran with two DD214's both Honorable, Two college degrees from good schools,+ three bikes that run, I often wonder why some dudes think they can run this fucking forum just because they happen to think it's some great idea that only they thought of.

The humor thread is mostly C&P from one of the joke a day sites. I am also questioned aboot my multiple trips to Wal*Mart. I guess I like my humor somewhat original or visual. The above that seems to concern you more in effect than placement is actually satire and should be recognized as such. If it will make you happy I do know a few boffo jokes and upon request can tap dance with a lampshade on my head.

Requests for videos can be made through my agent and checks should be made out to The Shriners Childrens Hospital.

 

The guy getting interviewed at the 2:00 mark was outed as being a plant. He's the CNN cameraman. Totally fake and just for sensationalism in the news.

 

I'm hurt.

 

Lmfao. Some brilliant comedy in this thread.

 

Didn't you guys build a wall several centuries ago?

 

You read my post, and didn't see the tongue, stuck in the cheek?
I should spend time getting to know the available imoge selection, I guess.
I can't imagine challenging the troll position, I'd wind up in the creek under the log bridge.

 

Didn't you guys build a fruit machine a few years back to keep the gays out, did it work ?

 

Naa, that was a bunch of those Ducati riders..

 

Yes, We called them gaydar detectors

 

**** Man oop!***

 

1. Nope
2. Sow I believe provides private lessons. No need to guess.
3. See: www.waterwings.com

 

Harry Truman said, "The buck stops here" Trump said, "The bunk starts here".

 

Go through that a couple of times and anyone would be ready to run for any office or ace any class in Political Science. Good Stuff!

No M-16s in Portland so far.

 

Time for some fun...