A Line I've almost never Stated................

Gigady Gigady when down the beach with the missus. :wink:

 

-Of course I'll put your name on me...
-sure, I'd love to hear about (insert ex-lover's name here)
-No, I don't wanna ride my bike to _______
-Free gas? Nah, I'll pass this time

 

Beer? No thanks I have to work in the morning.

 

thanks honey but the hand job was enough for the month...

 

"Let someone else keep their job. I'll take the layoff."

"No Judge, I'd rather pay 50% of my gross income as child support. Since my Ex is such a great person."

"Yes officer, as a mater of fact, I do know why you stopped me!"

 

I'd rather be working than riding...

 

no, I wouldn't like a 3-some...

 

Please don't bother me. I have no interest in a three-input woman.

 

no honey, don't ask your hot bi-sexual friend to join us...

no honey, you don't need a boob job...

no honey, I don't need another motorcycle...

 

sure, I'd love to clean the house, do the laundry.....

 

That new Honda DN-01 is the shit!

 

What, I won the Lottery! Man I think I'll just donate it to that new health care plan.

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"I don't feel like riding today."

 

Yes officer, I do know how fast I was going...

 

No, I don't miss my hair.

 

"That road looks far too twisty."

 

Your absoultly right, your Harley Davidson is WWWWAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY better than my VFR. Im so sorry for my misunderstanding.

 

I was actually asking that question.... that isnt something that I rarely say.
now I get it.

 

Raise?? I don't need a raise. I have plenty of money. Plus, the Govt is going to take care of my every desire.

 

I have too many days off, lets work weekends!