You crazy canuck! I guess I'll just run in peter pan tights because not only will I run faster the cops will be laughing too hard to run fast....
Hey Joey. Don't run around in shorts. You're gonna look like a bloodhound. When you try to outrun the PoPo you will slap yourself to death :rofl:
A Mountie pulled a car over on the Trans Canada about 2 miles West of Winnipeg. When the Mountie asked the driver why he was speeding, the...
I don't get it> That's hilarious.
GO FIGURE! I was going to say the rim. But seriously, in a hard corner, I would have said the feelers on the foot pegs. Seems I drag my toe...
Hey Drewl Can't make it for a week nite. Bit too far for me. Oh. And BTW. You could never be considered a tool. I have a garage full of...
Hey RVFR. I have always been impressed with the vivid colours of your pix. IMHO so long as there is no snow or ice, it is riding season. But...
Two senior couples had just finished a nice dinner at one of their homes. The two gentlemen went into the parlor to enjoy a brandy and fine cigar...
Hey Jeff...Nothing wrong with riding through the winter here you know. Suck it up dude.
.sdrawkcab tsop ruoy epyT Damned, that doesn't work. I gotta get back to work.
Be sure to cut the cheese with the grain. Better yet, don't cut the cheese at all. Not polite.
All this talk about how meat is cut and stacked and explosions makes me think of another activity that I won't post out of consideration of those...
Doesn't matter how you dress when you eat a sandwich. Long as it is washed down with a good brand of Amber Nectar. But if choose stand naked to...
I am building a sandwich here Pal. Not a salad. But I think you and I are on the same page for a remedy for any situation that seems impassable....
I heard that and find it offensive.
Put Clamato juice or tomato juice in your beer and it is worse. You must then live an alternative life style....dimented!
If you read the internet backwards you will find all sorts of hidden sessages. Paul McCartney really is not dead after all.
Natural gas is easily divided into five components by farting into a glove.
I think I am going to try Ice Fishing this year. Anyone got a recipie for cooking ice? If I were to salt it before I cook it, wouldn't that melt...
Welcome aboard my friend. You will find lots of advise good and bad. Many very informed people here. Then there are the people of questionable...
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