A woman asks her husband, 'Would you like some bacon and eggs? A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?' He declines. 'Thanks for...
That's worse than the top of your head Reg. Tabernac that one was used
I glanced very quickly, without my glasses at this thread title and guess what.. WIDE BOOBS! Naturally I had to look.
Double welcome from British Columbia. Hope to make it over your way in the next year or two. Maybe when I retire again...before I start another...
85,000 km (52,000 miles +-)
Golf Lessons THE WRONG LESSONS IN GOLF A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee while a foursome of women is hitting from the...
A young engineer was leaving the office at 3.45 p.m. when he found the Acting CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his...
A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara Desert on a camel. On the third day out, the camel suddenly dropped dead without any warning. After...
And I sure as hell would not want to go down with those in my pocket either.
Must be just the way the light hits the links. Everything else looks pristine. Sorry if I hurt your feelings. I have pills for that.
Is that rust I see on your chain?:jaw:
New Supermarket The newest Safeway opened in Winnipeg Manitoba. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it...
Did just that...many times in my previous life. Only thing is, all people passing probably mutter words to the effect, don't the fucking police...
Cell phones implanted on ones head. High beams ( like what the fuck does that bright blue kight on my dash mean) Cruise control in the passing...
I would agree one per member. Two would be nice though but I would stop there.
Are we doing this this year folks?
Shit and abuse. I don't remember 1976...I was drunk from 73 to 78 while I worked at the Breweries. Then I sobered up for the Mounties. But for...
Coupl questions First, you know me. Basic is not in my vocabulary. If it is not expensive, I simply cannot buy it. I have an image to uphold...
Old Fart Football An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, ‘Seven Points.' His wife rolls...
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