10 years ago the USA had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash. Now they have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.
My wife came home and found me doing the neighbour lady in the tub. That was five yeaars ago. I have my own bathtub now.
A woman goes into Cabela's to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes...
Broaden your scope. The transportaion industry is heavily involved in techy stuff. Scheduling and maitaining schedules is getting more and more...
While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
I see a great calendar shot coming. Some beautiful Hawaiian wahine astride Ono’s VFR perched on a schlong scream’n through the pipe. Don’t mind...
Beware of Toe Cutter. He is a pervert. Welcome Ono. I was over there a couple times. I was one of those really pasty looking white guys with a...
Think I will take a good look here. I have HID's high and low on the front which is great for my purposes. But two nights ago the fog was so bad...
I race lots nowadays. Between rest stops for the potty. And I always win........well most times anyways.
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You...
I was gonna stay gone permanently but I wanna look at your avatar some more. I want to be reincarnated as that gas tank. You need to become an...
A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM SOUTH TEXAS COUNSELED HIS GRANDSON THAT IF HE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER...
I thought he said fairy clips................and if it is then: :worthless: DOH!
Look what I fpound started February this year: 2011 PNW Picture Game - PNW Riders
Welcome Doug. Like Tink says, post up. We have many here who are very talented and knowledgeable on VFR stuff. I know this for a fact cause...
Looked to me that it may have been part too hot and part target fixation. The important thing is that he survived that....amazingly. I am sure...
Sorry for the very late reply. And first of all, welcome to this forum. There is a great bunch of guys here. I am the greatest. LOL JK. I...
I would like to know how long it took you guys to polish Long's garage floor. If I were to make it down there, would you let me park my dirty...
You got a picture of my mom on your t shirt. Where did you get that?
So you have "USED" us. I feel so cheap and dirty. Wait. I said that on another forum I frequent and it was a good thing. I think you should...
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