Ahhhm. I am sure to line my tire with loonies may prevent a puncture but it will ride like shit. Smallest paper currency here is a five dollar...
Women. Listen up. Telling a man you already have a man will not prevent him from hitting on you. Tell him you used to be a man, well that could...
Next time you get a puncture, if you get a new inner tube, Cut the valve stem off the spent tube, split it in two the length of the tube, and slip...
Gotcha down for three. Almosts are saves. We won't speculate on the future.
Oh. BTW Cops never caught me. LOL
Ya. I have a few stories. One instance, as always, asked the woman driver how much she had has to drink. The most common answer is 2. Usually we...
Driver: It is not about how many time you fall down, it is all about the number of times you get back up, dust yourself off, and try again. Cop:...
I have always taken the position that to have fun with your mistakes and misfortune, not only give you pleasure, but it provides humour to others...
Tis true.
What if Mexico decides to build a set of stairs on their side of the wall?
In Canada, they run for office and end up becoming our Prime Minister.
I think I counted eight. What a man!
I count one. Added to the list. Welcome to the family.
A GROUP OF GUYS, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunchFinally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge...
Just a seasonal head cold and I am almost over it as of today. I will survive. The last thing I would want to do is deliver it to someone who is...
I am so happy you got to enjoy Whistler Blackcomb. I wished I had taken up skiing when I was younger. I am too prone to injuries at my age to...
Time with the family is far more important than to meet up with me. I have been under the weather for several days and just now getting out from...
I do believe they are still part of the British Common Wealth as are Canada, Australia, New Zealand and other countries. The Queen is still their...
For some reason, mine stopped saying that a couple years ago yet I have been a paid insider since around 2010 or so
None taken in the slightest. I think this is just an automated spam. I have seen them here before. I totally agree with you about people...
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