Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 3-iron standing over a lifeless man. The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your...
I had a hell of a time sleeping last night. Three of the four voices in my head wanted to sleep. The other one wanted to know if penguins have knees.
So I was out walking my toy poodle puppy and walked by this biker bar. I went inside and shouted out., "Who owns that pit bull tied up to the...
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You will always be an old shit in my eyes. Even as I age, you remain that much older than me.
I helped my daughter and son in law move yesterday and came to the realization, I am getting too old or this shit. There are other things she...
I think when I had mine re-coated, they used walnut shell media to blast off the old coating. They did say it was difficult because the previous...
That is some kind of mileage. I have always been impressed with my 06 that is just over 226.000 on the odo. But that is KM not miles. Welcome aboard.
Buddy & Mick worked together and were both laid off, so they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation, Buddy answered, "Panty...
Even back when we had a brewery strike here in BC and the only beer we could get was stuff imported from the USA (very uncommon back then) I very...
3rd Dose concerns!!!! Just received this! This happened yesterday and is important information for our age group. A friend had his 3rd booster...
Wow. 6,183 postings and over a quarter million views to this thread. And many people look down on those of us who find comfort and joy from...
I was at my daughter's condo the other day and was reading the fire protocols there. It said, "In case of fire, do not use elevators." Jeuzuz! Why...
Happy New Year. When I first started riding it was ATGATT. But I have to admit, that has deteriorated to SGATT. Except once in Baja. We rode a...
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