You know you are getting old when you damned near cut your fingers off with the table saw because you forgot to clean your safety goggles.
Right here: Or it is supposed to be. I think the sticker is useless. A good visual inspection should tell you what you need to know. [ATTACH]
Done. See post 843. You my friend are number 311. Stand easy.
You know you are getting old when you have to do a full set of stretching exercises every morning before you can bend down enough to pull on your...
Those headlights are not from a 6th gen. The exhaust is not 6th gen, nor is the instrument panel or even the rear passenger footrests. Have you...
You can get speed in a store down there OMG! Just what do you mean by speed shop. Like an Automotive performance shop? I assume any shop...
Or when you forget what safety protection is and can't figure out why you can't hear google.
Welcome Probie. Nice looking ride you scored there. IS that first picture how it looked when you got it. If so, looks like PO looked after it...
What a mess. Hope you didn't leave any trash behind at the accident scene! JK of course. Firstly, let your injuries heal proper. Do what the...
Ah... The best lesson learned is one from an error.
Hope you didn't misunderstand me. I was not ragging on you but was to that LEO. He simply should not have made that comment to you based on a...
To Do List First Day of Spring. 1. Shovel the walk 2. Scrape the windshield 3. Break icicles off the gutters 4. Shovel snow off the roof 5....
Ya know. Just like the squid gives us all a bad name, seems this cop does too. I mean shit man. If the law requires you to have your bike...
You sure they just haven't given the car wash guy the weekend off and his works needs to be done?
You know your getting old when if asked your name, you have to think about it.
You know you're getting old when before being romantic with your wife and nibbling on her ear, you need to find your teeth.
An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: "You...
Just so you know, Givi I believe make the Honda OEM and should be identical. I strongly suggest that you put everything on loose at first then...
That looks a lot like a Puig double bubble screen. I have had Puig and Zero Gravity on mine but keep breaking them when I drop the bike. The...
Welcome there Jim. You will like this ride I am sure. I still get turned on every time I throw a leg over mine and I've put about 162,000 km on...
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