For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000...
They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there & you say in front of others what's wrong & sometimes it's embarrassing. There's nothing...
The Miracle of Toilet Paper Fresh from her shower, she stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small....
1. Her Diary Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day...
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the...
I met a guy in a bar the other day - well, he used to be a guy, but underwent a sex change. So after getting reacquainted, I figured I'd ask...
Tough call, Toe. 1. Has your credit card company reversed the charges? 2. If they have, and you decide to return the product, does that mean...
My bike needs an oil change in about 3,000 miles. If I leave now, that should get me there in about 3,484 scenic miles. :crazy: Hmmm.......
Not to get off topic, but I'm a business owner and went through having to remove a partner from my firm. I can tell you that in NJ at least, that...
I've stated previously that based on what I've heard, it sounds as if ToeCutter is a very honorable and admirable person. He has gone through...
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(Do we have boundaries on these jokes?) What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my c**k down her throat. *****************...
Congratulations and welcome to the forum, elwray. I'm in North Jersey myself, probably about 45 minutes from Millstone, give or take. Maybe we...
Well, "they" say it comes in threes. So I think that 2 bike tip-overs, a flooded car, and a bad transmission have used up all the bad joo-joo....
Hey - So your going to Cabo for vacation? That's one of my all time favorite spots! Enjoy. And if you're going to do some marlin fishing, I...
Good job gearing up, NWA. Kinda brings a tear to my eye...
Sorry to hear about your ordeal, Toe. I've never met you, but sounds like you are genuinely one of the nice guys out there. My hats off to you,...
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Congratulations and welcome to the forum. Enjoy her before the snow hits the ground!
This question recently came up in another thread. It was entertaining, to say the least. Bottom line is its your choice on what you decide to...
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