I hate spiders. Don't mind all the other creepy crawlers, but spiders make my skin crawl. I once had one inside my helmet, hanging from his...
2007 MV Agusta F4. I could never ride the bike to anywhere near its abilities, but I like it!
STICKERS?????:2guns:
Whatever ladies, lol. Pick a time on Saturday for a ride. Not that I'm sure I can go, as mentioned with the boat, but Dino seems right -...
One day, JANE met TARZAN in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he engaged in sex....
One day little Johnny heard a noise and peeked into his parents room to check it out. He opened the door to see his mom bent over the dresser and...
A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area...
A cruise in the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there were only 3 survivors: The survivors were all Rednecks... Billy Bob, Bubba, and...
(Hope this isn't a re-post. To lazy to read all the previous jokes) Texas Chili Cook Off INEXPERIENCED CHILI JUDGE Notes From An...
Let me know what time you're thinking, Dino. I need to get my boat all cleaned up and winterized before I put her into storage. If I can get...
I had posted in some other thread about a month ago. Keep in mind I'm not as fanatical as many of your are here - I just like to ride. I saw one...
Calamari, anyone? J/K man. To each his own. Wheelies are not on my menu, but glad you're enjoying your bike!
How Golf Is Like Urinating In A Restroom 1. Keep your back straight, knees bent, and feet shoulder-width apart. 2. Form a loose grip. 3. Keep your...
BillyBob moves into his new ranch situated on a couple thousand acres. As he's relaxing on his porch, in the distance he sees a rider...
A young man comes back from home from his military training. He has to face his old man, who is a grizzled, hardened war veteran. Dad: So, how...
Did you have knobby tires when this happened? :biggrin:
(^^^^That was the funnies thing I read all day. You need help, Knife).
LEARN YOUR STATE MOTTO =============================================== Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be...
A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash...
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