Can you imagine the disappointment a wolf would feel if he knew his descendants would be a pug. That's what your grandfather would think about...
Absolutely true marriedman. I don't like to assume. However, even if he was being a dickweed earlier, he was leaving the scene and the problem,...
Just love this: [MEDIA]
Just reminiscing about my recent trip to Mexico on the bike. I stopped for a few days in Sacramento at friend's place. Got struck with an...
I just absolutely hate it when I go grocery shopping and think I am buying all organically grown, healthy fruits and vegetables, only to get them...
The really drunk ones were great.
You on board.. You are one up on me. You've dropped two bikes and I have only dropped one.. Mind you, it was dropped 11 times.
Gotcha Pearlly. Added to the growing list.
One of mine was when I suddenly got caught ins really heavy snow wee hours of the morning on the way to work. Forecast was for rain but that...
I don't know about where you may live, and I know they aren't on our Prairie Provinces, but out here on Canada's Best Coast, blackberry brambles...
I went to a disco last night. They played "The Twist", I did the twist. They played "Jump", I jumped. They played "Come On Eileen". I got...
I seriously doubt that the spent inner tube is going to move about inside that tire after it has been inflated to normal tire pressure that is at...
Ahhhm. I am sure to line my tire with loonies may prevent a puncture but it will ride like shit. Smallest paper currency here is a five dollar...
Women. Listen up. Telling a man you already have a man will not prevent him from hitting on you. Tell him you used to be a man, well that could...
Next time you get a puncture, if you get a new inner tube, Cut the valve stem off the spent tube, split it in two the length of the tube, and slip...
Gotcha down for three. Almosts are saves. We won't speculate on the future.
Oh. BTW Cops never caught me. LOL
Ya. I have a few stories. One instance, as always, asked the woman driver how much she had has to drink. The most common answer is 2. Usually we...
Driver: It is not about how many time you fall down, it is all about the number of times you get back up, dust yourself off, and try again. Cop:...
I have always taken the position that to have fun with your mistakes and misfortune, not only give you pleasure, but it provides humour to others...
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