I just keep mine on. Too much trouble taking them off, putting them on, taking them off, putting them on, taking them off, putting them on, taking...
Is oil cheaper by the six pack, or is it the same price if you buy a half dozen cans?
That there tiger is one humongous fat f*ck if ever I did see one. Weight Watchers in the future, maybe?
Why is there so much talk about chicken strips? Wouldn't you rather see women naked?
I'm just jealous because you have a full head of hair. :afro:
+1 :thumbsup: The clutch isn't needed for either up or down shifts, but I use it most of the time anyway because it just doesn't seem right that...
The self portraits thing is getting a little gay (not that there's anything wrong with that!). :biggrin:
I stay seated on the bike, flip up my helmet, take off my gloves and drop one of them, get out my credit card and lean over to insert it at the...
Dear Randy: Last night my wife asked me if I would like to stuff the bird. She got all pissy when I told her to do it herself. Did I perhaps...
It's like deja vu all over again. That's just one of the many reasons I no longer imbibe. :biggrin:
What's so good about HID lights? If they're hid, how can you see them?
What's all this about dragging a Peg? Who is she anyway and what did she do wrong to deserve such treatment?
Then you must not be a politician. Bravo! :thumbsup:
Your T-shirt says it all. Do you also have the one that says "Free Moustache Rides"?
Sheep don't count.
It's been a while. I thought maybe Tiger went into hibernation or died of old age. Welcome back.
CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS OF GOD?
WHY IS IT CALLED TOURIST SEASON IF WE CAN'T SHOOT AT THEM?
WHY ARE HEMORRHOIDS CALLED "HEMORRHOIDS" INSTEAD OF "ASSTEROIDS"?
WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD 'LISP' TO HAVE AN 'S' IN IT?
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